hcat·catsbyhactar42 Resting bitch face or she wants me dead?View original on lemmy.world249Comments12
Deebster replyinfosec.pubIf you'd posted the Spanish version, you'd have done exactly what I came to the comments to do.9
OOptional lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesUh, it’s her world and you’re just living in it, so why not quit messing it up and make yourself useful!15
OOptional replylemmy.worldSo - totally lacking in pets, cuddles, being a sentient bed, treats, and more pets? Mmmm hmm. Yep, that's what her report says. checks out.2
iits_kim_love lemmy.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesThat face says either pet me right now or cease to exist.12
hhactar42 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesOnly my wife and daughter are graced with the opportunity to pet her. I'm only allowed to let her sniff my finger.8
If you'd posted the Spanish version, you'd have done exactly what I came to the comments to do.
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
Uh, it’s her world and you’re just living in it, so why not quit messing it up and make yourself useful!
I only feed her, house her, and scoop her poop
So - totally lacking in pets, cuddles, being a sentient bed, treats, and more pets?
Mmmm hmm. Yep, that's what her report says. checks out.
That face says either pet me right now or cease to exist.
Only my wife and daughter are graced with the opportunity to pet her. I'm only allowed to let her sniff my finger.
Then perish.
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHccClTAdzc&t=169