Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systems
Want to wade into the sandy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
Just wanted to say that I'm thankful for all yall.
From the r/SunoAI subreddit: "Sick of having to come up with prompts".
(Via Dan of the Year.)
Next step: "I'm sick of having to press the 'new prompt' button, why doesn't ..."
Found a fitting lament for our current era:
alt text: "Kinda hate that we live in a world where any new F/OSS tool or operating system that gets buzz needs to be vetted for Nazi entanglements."
I heard the same complaint from leftist metal fans.
See also goth/industrial music. The latter also has (like metal) a bit of a sexism issue.
That's why none of the quantum computers work
Noted on Bluesky:
Now, folks out there are calling this a Biblically accurate blunt rotation, but to be fair, it's missing Aella.
I'll tell you what, it is fantastic to be clean and sober today
I was tempted to gawk but then I realised... the guy's just going to see some shapes in the light and it's going to be boring as shit
(not in any way meaning to stan the weirdo) at that dosage it might be more than that, but also it’s ??? to me to consider taking that much while also being exposed to a bunch of people like that around me
and that it’s even the dosage it is feels like it tells you a hell of a lot about the extent of his baseline intake too
these creeps are doing a better job at antidrug messaging than any propaganda I ever saw
I dont know much about dosage numbers etc, care to mention a bit more how much is normal and how much he is off the baseline?
(I just recall some old friends who once tried shrooms and didnt seem to notice much so they went to a disco and for one of them it hit at the middle of the dancefloor so he stood there like a statue (the guy was also tall and a metalhead, so quite a sight). And before it became illegal (some tourist got himself killed by using shrooms and drinking and they blamed the shrooms) to give others spores or something I managed to get some from someone as a promo/anarchist thing. Never did anything with them).
(Fine if you dont want to, or if talking about it exposes you/others to risk etc, dont. Just curious).
"normal" is a bit of a fucked term when dealing with this stuff, in part because we really don’t have good human-wide data (hi can you see what ghoulfuck is playing off of?). why don't we have that? oh y'know that entire little multidecade war on drugs things perpetetrated by the selfsame government that is......[...breathe]
that said, psychonautwiki is a more informative starting point than I could concisely be. that also said, part of the fucky bit is that you get different strains of shrooms, with different effective concentrations of psychoactive compounds (eg psilocybin cubensis vs psilocybin cyanescens)
beyond that, I don't really think that awful is a place for psychedelic discussion (and I wouldn't try to make it one). there are often conversations to be had, but here ain't the where
Thanks! And of course there is a wiki for it.
E: unrelated to the talks about shrooms. Didn't Grimes talk to Aella about how they felt cheated by people around them who were a lot more evil than they pretended to be, wonder why this doesn't seem to have caused a change of heart/scenery.
re your edit: it hasn’t changed because those words are just a front, a way to try save face as they get caught out with their bullshit. both of them have a choice, and have had a choice this whole time. they keep choosing to be where they are, what they say
Indeed.
That's about twice a 'normal dose' and in the realm of what Terrence McKenna would call a 'heroic dose'.
Mushrooms vary a lot in real potency but at that level of dosage ego death is almost guaranteed, and it's likely that the user will spend at least 30 minutes to an hour unable to articulate language.
This presumes Johnson was able to articulate language in the first place, which given that his brain has melted at an incredible pace since 2020 may be a bit of a stretch.
this post is more accurate than most
This doubly disappoints me because in a professional capacity I strive for being incredibly intentional and accurate while recreationally I aspire to shitposting, and "more accurate than most" satisfies neither. I really need to get my blood boy to write better material.
I love the phrase ego death because everyone I've heard describe the experience sounds like the most egotistical mf in the universe with how impressed they are by their own self-enlightenment.
Someone needs to offer Erin Patterson a Suicide Squad deal
Chasing links landed me here:
https://blacksky.community/profile/did:plc:mpc62tgblkwndximirue5dxg/post/3lh7kznna3k2y
Btw, im a bit afraid to ask, as I should actually have googled this first (but I'm also becoming weary of google, tried to find some code related things yday and it was giving me wild results, it used to be better at that), but is there a sort of guide on blacksky, like what does joining one of those sites imply (I think I should join the 'blacksky for non-poc' variant, at least I got that was a thing) but how well does it interact with the main bsky, how easy is it to switch, consequences for interactions/follows/followers, etc etc. Anybody have a guide on that? In an attempt to migrate away more from bsky which is making a few questionable moderation decisions. (I also know that due to how the whole system is setup, migrating doesn't actually get you away from those decisions, so I'm also asking out of curiosity, so take that into account regarding how much effort to put into my question, also means ignoring/not reacting is fine. Just shooting a shot, and trying to be clear about intentions, and my feelings re reactions).
I used https://tektite.cc/ to migrate off Bluesky, and picked the myatproto.social option from the drop-down list. This may be a good start: https://leaflet.pub/000b57de-78dc-4939-8c66-79227d010cce
Thanks, I'll give it a read and see how it all works.
link
article link
::: spoiler transcript Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
A few hours later, he sends me an example of how he’s been using AI. It’s a “hidden role deduction” game he’s working on. At the top is the prompt he put into ChatGPT: “You are five blind lesbian adventurers out for a good night out. Slaying dragons and whatnot. But one of your number is a hulking great troll pretending to be a woman. Find the troll lesbian and then devise an amusing punishment without giving him an erection. :::
The CIA wouldn't be able to torture this kinda shit out of me. Jesus, Linehan.
What the fuck
oh no
coming soon to whatever remains of CBS with an introductory 1 hour lecture by Bari Weiss
Yeah thats a kink. There prob are a bunch of sexworkers he could hire who could help him with that.
E: forgot to mention, a sexworker even confirmed this is a kink.
I don’t think sex workers should be tasked with society offloading glinner
glinner should fucking suck less
Certainly. Some might want to take his service however, not going to speak for them. But doubt he would be a good client, nor that he would pass the vibe check for any who didn't already knew who he was. So not sure if he is even able (also doubt he is mentally able as he sees women too much as objects to he saved/protected vs actual people).
But yes sorry if that came off as offloading societies problems on swx workers.
most well adjusted terf
TIL I take the same medicine as Glinner
An unnamed OSS project had its license vandalized by AI:
Its currently unnamed to avoid naming-and-shaming any specific devs, but its probably a Mozilla project that was affected.
Bloomberg covers the disastrous impact of AI upon food recipes, while still putting an "AI overview" on the top of the page...
I think we already lost the plot when we started relying on a centralized entity (Google) to "index the world's information and make it useful". Ad-tech already fucked up all of the incentives, making recipe sites fill their pages with bullshit in hopes of wiping my eyeballs with messages from third parties hungry for attention. I fucking hate this world.
I saw this food on social media the other day which was allegedly caused by a Chat-GPT recipe: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1p60tfw/my_wife_tried_a_chatgpt_crockpot_recipe/
Remember the german lawyer who tried to vibe code some compiler fixes. He did it again and learned nothing
JFC, man. Fuck this snivelling weasel. I read the whole thing. How dare he even suggest he has a fleck of humility in his being. He goes in saying he submitted his changes as an RFC instead of a pull request, but goes balls deep on trying to defend his work as worthy of submitting. Utter bullshit.
Some quotes:
“I have no intent on understanding this codebase that I’m 100% sure I’ve created a good change for, be grateful, peasants.”
also, him, explicitly not a developer, spake thusly:
vibe codes once I am become jeff, coder at google
Finally, this massive turd:
Honestly this guy should just start his own fucking codebase where him and his promptfondling circlejerk buddies can vibecode bricks together.
He already did
Yeah I was reminded of this guy by some posts on bsky, and mentioned there I didn't want to link to him directly because I don't think that kind of stuff is nice and just leads to harassment, but reading those two new blog posts really made me doubt that for a moment. (Of course only posting it here is a good alternative, looking back at the old posts I had also forgotten that he just was a weird conservative).
I also found the part where he said 'I even labeled it as an experiment' quite annoying, that he doesn't realize that this doesn't matter at all. The developers still need to evaluate it like any normal post, and he didn't even ask them permission to do the experiment.
"I even labeled it as an experiment. A social experiment, some might say. I'm saying it was just a prank, bro. But really you're the bad person because you were mean to me." This is DARVO, right?
You're right that sharing this stuff leads to harassment, at least a lot of the time. I have no interest in personally engaging with this fuck.
I'm esp weary of sharing stuff like this on a place like bsky, esp when I was just replying to others being a bit annoyed at people doing LLM based PRs. Hope people here have better self control at not actually going after people.
One would hope! Don’t piss in the popcorn, as they say. Also, don’t do any stupid shit that might cause more work for our glorious admins, i.e. leave a trail of breadcrumbs back to awful.systems.
@Soyweiser @BlueMonday1984 jesus. zero understanding. zero will to understand, only grandstanding.
Reading him downtalking over Mesa compiler core and Vulkan programmer Faith Ekstrand is one of the most infuriating things I've ever read. I had to stop before I started emanating cartoon fumes. I think this guy has invented a new low: the vibe-mansplaining, which leverages the inherently mansplainy nature of LLMs to put down an actual woman on her topic of expertise.
Maybe he doesn't (can't ?) understand who much of Software Development is filled with time-wasting, pursuing dead-ends. I'm not sure if there's a good analogy for a law practice, pouring hours into trying to apply a legal code that is no longer in force?
He does seem very sure of his own rightousness, the problem is "Developer Burnout" not "Substandard Submissions". What does he even envision when expressing a desire for more "Human-centric" development that incorporates "LLMs"? Is it just grandstanding word salad?
Going to apply the same level of respect he has for software dev on law. Lawyers bill by the hour, it’s completely the opposite of software development.
@zogwarg awful goose meme, but with the goose pursuing the dude and asking the question “so what are the reasons for developers' burnout, lawyer dude? what are the reasons for developers' burnout?”
the obnoxious self-aggrandizement is dripping all over the text, not the least of which when he conceptualizes himself as a part of a "new and potentially valuable class of contributors", as if the addition of a slop-generator can transform the layperson into someone capable of contributing to a complex software project. but that's old news. here's what's getting me now:
this is a legal issue -- this should be Seyfarth's home turf! obviously he can't code and has a sneering contempt for anyone who learns to do so, but in this micro-instance, giving an informed legal opinion on how this issue could be handled would actually be in the Mesa project's best interests! let's see how he
"it wouldn't happen, and even if it did, you could just try to sacrifice your individual developers to NVIDIA one at a time and hope that makes them go away." great cool thank you. this is the best you've got with your legal background. fantastic. what an utter tool
what i got from reading this is that it's not X, but Y.
ooh, just found out he has a post tripling down. it's a rather rich text, maybe could stand to be its own post on techtakes
And all of this over a local 1% speed increase. Which he imagines just works just as well for everyone else. (I noted the Rationalism style, calculate this minor increase over all potential (imagined) users to make it into a big thing bit as well).
And his source for the increase? He played two games. (One of which was cyberpunk, which iirc can be weird re gpu optimizations, so it isn't even a reliable indication).
LOL
Semi-relevant, Matthew Garrett has won a court case against the kooks running Techrights:
https://nondeterministic.computer/@mjg59/115581959497817474
About the only positive thing you can say about Schestowitz (and probably his wife) is that they are rabidly anti-AI, but that is only because they are also rabidly against anyone who does not subscribe to their personal purity-test vision of Free Software (basically it's them, RMS, and maybe his parrot).
I have an unhealthy interest in them, because during the Andrew Lee putsch they were basically on his side, until he fucked even them, and I kinda drifted into their IRC server to see what was up. It was my unwelcome introduction to the toxic underbelly of FLOSS, with rampant RMS-worship, misogyny, racism and incipient techno-fascism. I ducked out quite quickly.
Tellingly, Techrights is all in on the Gemini protocol.
for what it's worth schestowitzes don't seem to understand that they lost a defamation case and should stop digging.
That seems potentially unwise.
such words never stopped dr. roy before.
I never heard of Techrights before, they seem rather unhinged, but I had a good laugh when I saw this article about Lunduke. Not even the floss fundamentalists like Lundukes flavor of racist Linux "journalism".
Crosslinking SRD: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1p88k7d/guys_were_gonna_be_okay_maybe_not_today_maybe_not/
Observing AI psychosis from a distance is so fascinating. "Valentine just got nerfed for me." What???
people out there signing off shit like that with their online presence that wouldn't be waterboarded out of anyone 15 years ago
The rise of social media has made people disturbingly willing to give out extremely personal info/secrets. Jesus.
Out of all the documentation pages written by the most pedantic nerds on Earth (complimentary), I think this just might be the shortest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_articles_with_large_language_models
Oh wow, that's gloriously terse. I agree that it might be the shortest. For comparison, here are three other policies whose pages are much longer and whose message also boils down to "don't do that": don't post copypasta, don't start hoaxes, don't start any horseshit either.
As a confession, I did that once, made up a fictional thing. The page lived for quite a long time. Untill somebody outside of my circle saw the orphaned page and promptly (and rightfully) deleted it. Was 20 years ago or so however.
It was so orphaned it didnt even get indexed by search engines.
and it made it to being an actual content guideline, not just an essay!
Neal Stephenson comes out strong and funny against GenAI here:
https://nealstephenson.substack.com/p/a-remarkable-assertion-from-a16z
"Hypothesis 1: it was written by a clanker"
@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 I love the term Inhuman Centipede for stochastic parrots ingesting their own slop.
Fuck that’s good
Lmao imagine reading a Stephenson book and being peeved that it ends
(His sex scenes are far far far worse than his endings, those are a mercy)
oh yeah the relationship between the fusion-device wielding 30-something Aluetian freedom fighter and the 16 year old skateboard courier in Snow Crash is... of its time
We were reading through various classics for bookclub and we noticed how many books had a ~14 year old girl has romantic/sexual relationship/gets abused by 30+ year old man. Snow Crash was one of those. I know popular thinking on this has changed a lot the past 20+ years but still always a shock, esp when you realize how much you didnt notice it.
Also a reason why the first evil dead aged very badly. Dont show that to people without warning them unless you want them to leaf.
Yup that’s one of them. The cryptonomicon protagonist no-nut-Novembering all the way to the ww2 treasure is another special fave
Years ago, I said, "I've never finished a Stephenson novel." Someone replied, "Neither has he."
@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 Sub-hypothesis 1B: the AI was fed the whole book but the input was truncated because whatever toolchain they used wasn't made to handle 160k words at a time.
Best part is the footnote:
@nfultz @gerikson best part of the footnote is that he puts quotation marks around "think". Scary :)
Stephenson knows how computers work.
@dgerard he does, looks like
Andreessen Horowitz? More like, And here’s some horse shit
@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 please do not insult the noble machine consciousnesses thus. It was probably written by a venture capitalist.
Someone in the comments found the github (??) where they made the site or something, and it def was generated initially, but it used heavy nerd speak so it was translated.
"Warning: his endings are notoriously abrupt, like a segfault in the middle of your favorite function."
@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 The only thing that could have made that article better is if he'd literally ended it mid-sentence.
@gerikson @BlueMonday1984
Hypothesis 3: As some people seem to insist, "literally" has recently morphed into a contronym, and now it figuratively also means "figuratively".
...sorry, I meant it literally also means "figuratively".
...no, wait, that's just the same thing. 🙄 It *actually* also means "figuratively".
(Really? People couldn't find a better new word to provide emphasis than "literally"? What word do they want to unambiguously represent that concept now? Do they care? Ugh...)
"Literally, not figuratively", said in a Sterling Archer voice.
— Merriam-Webster
It seems really common for words for factuality to become intensifiers. I just used the word "really" as an intensifier, thought it really means things occurring in reality. "Very" had the same thing happen to it, as it originally meant "truthfully" (as in "verify" or "verity"). If I say something is "truly massive", am I likely specifying the massiveness is not imaginary in some sense, or am I trying to convey massiveness beyond the lower bounds of "massive"? Is a "proper banger" of a tune distinct from an improper banger or is it just a highly bangerful banger?
fuzzy logic says this thing has mass most of the time, ish
english is a fuck
Bit late to tilt at this windmill tbh. Prescriptivist pedantry is prohibited past puberty. This was decreed by Maximilian D. English (the D stands for dictionary) in 1727. I don’t make the rules (MDE does)
tom sawyer literally rolling in wealth
but he never helps huck finn out financially?
pretty shit story, mark
Tag yourself, I'm "runctitional features"
kinda impressive that "Factor Fexcectorn" shows up twice, imagine how many credits were offered on the pyre of context management
also what in the cursed fuck is going on with the glyphs over the "meter" bars
Factor Fexcectorn sounds like a Roman centurion who tried to improve the army's logistics by hitching multiple wagons together in sequence.
I was thinking Factor Fexcectorn was the name of a furry OC, with an extensive backstory and a surprising amount of commissioned art. Fits in a fantasy or sci fi setting or both. Oh god am I writing an OC
the ao3 submission form calls you forth
The Fexcectorns are a storied family of fox-unicorn hybrids NO STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD
There's a PubPeer thread.
idk what i have expected
"K9: scom", just need to figure out what scom is.
But my favorite part is in the upper left, the brain that just says "Autism" and "Autism" around it.
these are autism particles
... Autons?
Automs
Wow. Quantum nature of autism confirmed. And people say the slop machines can’t do science...
Good day to remember the rat dck pck.
And this is not the first time Scientific Reports has been sneered.
This artifact can bring bio med people on-side like nothing else.
The article's abstract made me die a hundred times
hey siri can you write me a nothing paper that combines two popular topics that are easy to bullshit about
I'm the left leg clipping through the table. Also, i like how x axis on lower left chart is out of order
I'm "LIne storee" babyee.
Tołalbottl
I'm "medical fryrmlal".
And whilst we’re in that liminal space where no-one reads the old stubstack but the new one hasn’t yet surfaced, here’s an article about the ghastly state of it project management around the world, with a brief reference to ai which grabbed my attention, and made me read the rest, even though it isn’t about ai at all.
it doesn’t get any cheerier, and wraps up with
Oof.
https://spectrum.ieee.org/it-management-software-failures
That’s pretty long and you should definitely repost it in the next sack. I lightly skimmed it and will read it in full later.
RE, the LLM of it all: Wonder how many times this has already happened:
“AI, please invent a new project management ideology for me, improving on agile and waterfall!”
“Certainly. Here’s AgileFall, a linear combination of the two. What the fuck were you expecting here?”
Ziz was arraigned on Monday, according to The Baltimore Banner. She apparently was not very cooperative:
She pulled the Old Man from Scene 24 gag:
The lawyers have accepted that sometimes a defendant is uncooperative:
Folks outside the USA should be reassured that this isn't the first time that we've tried somebody with a loose grasp of reality and a found family of young violent women who constantly disrupt the trial; Ziz isn't likely to walk away.
She wants to be a martyr so bad, doesn't she? She desperately needs to be punished for the sake of her beliefs (and the things she did made others do). All for the great cause of… uh… y'know, the important thing she's being silenced for. Things like that.
it happened again, I Posted. dash of thread to it too. some of y’all may enjoy
and yes that capital P is load bearing
I have some thoughts about this goober (Simon Willison) that I need to get out of my head:
First the positives:
But, by his own admission:
Tl;dr: an experienced dev who uses clankers to churn out tons of technically functional hobby software and thinks this gives him right to speak for all software engineers.
He's also found a lucrative niche being the "serious" AI booster. No doubt he gets something from it, if nothing else consulting work.
I think he's just a true believer (or very good at lying).
i haven’t tried to spend thought on the why of his posting (I have better thoughts I can waste time on), but if you’re right about the points you guess on then I argue his position and actions are even more fucking dangerous (because those won’t shine through easily to those of lesser experience unless very specifically be made to show with care and forethought)
either way, he remains muted in my feed. for being interminably tiresome and annoying as fuck.
Me too. Unfortunately I don't get to pick my intrusive thoughts.
Heh
there's one for the comeback vault
So I got jumpscared recently by that couple. I was listening to one of my many favourite podcasts, Threedom, when on the most recent episode, "I Definitely Tuned Out and I Agree With You", this exchange happened, starting around 44 minutes, give or take 10 for ads.
::: spoiler spoiler tagged exchange, in case you are a pisspig* and don't want spoilers. Context: the hosts are talking about how they value fostering their children's expressive abilities, even if that means their children do things like scream in inappropriate situations.
Scott: I guess what I'm trying to say is that some parents would look at us, and say, like, "oh, you're not teaching them how to act in social situations or whatever,"
Paul: Yes, you should slap them across the face, in the store.
Scott: Who was that... that... that, like, person who... there's some parent out there that thinks that you need to like have a million kids or whatever and uh, and a paper writer followed them around and he just smacked his kid right in front of the paper writ-, er... the journalist? Uh, anyway...
Lauren: Paper writer?
Scott: Yeah, sorry, sorry, Journalist.
Paul: Couldn't sound more specific, and yet I don't know.
Tried too hard transcribing this and still feel like I did a bad job.
Anyway, gosh, congrats to them on their extreme success in being platformed. Couldn't have been a more deserving couple. /s
*pisspig is the name given to a fan of the podcast Threedom. The fans picked the name, the hosts aren't really sure why.
@swlabr
I do think this is the optimal way for the couple to be referenced in media.
Saw this quality nickname for prompt receivers: Chet Jippity
This bounced off of the earlier stub about LLM recipes to create a new cooking show: Chef Jippity. The contestants are all sous chefs at a new restaurant, with the head of the kitchen being some dumbass who blindly follows the instructions of an LLM. Can you work around the robot to create edible food or will Chef Jippity run this whole thing into the ground and lose everyone their jobs? Find out Thursday on Food Network!
Deceased: sous chefs
Increased: sue chefs
In French, ChatGPT sounds like « Chatte, j'ai pété » meaning "Pussy, I farted".
Fourth episode of our podcast about historical misogynist and bigoted texts, odium symposium, is out now. We discuss classic british racist enoch powell and his “rivers of blood” speech.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/144105193
(it should be available on every platform)
Finally had a chance to listen, continuing to enjoy it greatly and commenting here in liu of having patreon money.
I feel like some of what you talk about with Powell's libertarian economics contrasting with his racist cultural chauvinism seems to tie in with our good friends in silicon valley and the way their libertarianism seems to have moved so swiftly into technofascism and getting on board with The Guy. Being openly racist appears to have been almost like the missing piece that ties it into an internally consistent political project.
ooh it's too bad we've already recorded the next episode because this comment would 100% have made it into the discussion (about half the episode is a breakdown of sartre's theory of the bigot's psychology). what you're saying about loud and proud racism as an internal integrative element makes so much sense to me. economic libertarians want to dissolve the state and that's in tension with their (economic, emotional, whatever) reliance on the state. you can resolve the dissonance of that contradiction by making it your mission to organize society along racial lines
just found out about the incredibly dystopian US prison "ADX"
https://boltsmag.org/death-row-clemency-adx-supermax/
Noted for the amusing headline: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-03506-6
Do note that it appears to be an advert for ai peer review detection services, but I was still tickled by the whole “why are there leopards at our face-eating conference” surprise being expressed.
A week-ish ago I said that Mike Masnick is twice as annoying about AI as Dare Obasanjo.
I retract my statement
Yeah Dare has been plausible deniable all in on AI for a while now.
Robin Hanson has a sneerworthy level of hubris that has lead to him falling for all sorts of BS over the years (he's long argued that being an economist makes him more rational and better at working out the truth than domain experts at all fields of science, apparently because only economists have heard of incentives) but I was still surprised to learn he's now a UFO conspiracy nut.
Presumably he caught some History channel rerun of Ancient Aliens and was struck by how much more plausible it was than his "Age of Em" theory.
What's more plausible, that I made a bad assumption in my fermi estimation or that all the world's governments have been undertaking the most wildly successful coverup for nearly a century with no leaks or failures? Clearly the latter.
Also credulously reiterating Trump's stupid "Department of War" rebrand... makes me think his writing is narrowly targeted at a certain group
Whats your P(Yakub)
0 isnt a real probability, so i gotta give it the gentleman’s 50:50
Hanson into conspiracies, Goertzel into parapsychology, going well on the rational/transhuman side.
E: seems ssc is pushing miracles now as well : https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/the-fatima-sun-miracle-much-more
Found a primo sneer aimed at a slop supporter's unofficial manifesto today:
https://chronicles.mad-scientist.club/tales/you-probably-shouldnt-block-ai-bots-from-your-website/
(Don't mind the title, its ironic)
Doubt it, like cryptocurrencies, it will be kept on life support a lot longer and even more and more parts of the economy will be sacrificed to it.
Not that I disagree with the rest of the article btw. Im just annoyed at people claiming the bubble is bursting every time nvidia has 5% stock price reduction that is back to 0 the day after. So im lashing out due to that.
No idea if it was intentional given how long a series' production cycle can be before it ends up on tv/streaming, but it's hard not to see Vince Gilligan's Pluribus as a weird extended impact-of-chatbots metaphor.
It's also somewhat tedious and seems to be working under the assumption that cool cinematography is a sufficient substitute for character development.
BB and BCS were both kinda slow burns IMO. That’s not to say the new show is worth holding onto (haven’t seen it), just commenting on the trend.
New sneer popped up lamenting AI's intrusion into hacker spaces. Red site is having a normal one about it
FFS so many promptfondlers and gish-gallopers in there. Echoes of pro-crapto (can't criticize if you don't buy in, use case is coming bro, it's actually decentralized)
Edit the worst thing isnt't the number of fondlers, it's the upvotes they're getting.
@BlueMonday1984 i see that deactivating my lobster account was the best decision i made this week. (what triggered the decision was, of course, ronacher who wasn't even slapped on the wrists for his very open support of a white supremacist.)
Promptfans still can't get over the Erdős problems. Thankfully, even r/singularity has somehow become resistant to the most overhyped claims. I don't think I need to comment on this one.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1pag5mp/aristotle_from_harmonicmath_just_proved_erdos/
::: spoiler alt text (original claim) We are on the cusp of a profound change in the field of mathematics. Vibe proving is here.
Aristotle from @HarmonicMath just proved Erdos Problem #124 in @leanprover, all by itself. This problem has been open for nearly 30 years since conjectured in the paper “Complete sequences of sets of integer powers” in the journal Acta Arithmetica.
Boris Alexeev ran this problem using a beta version of Aristotle, recently updated to have stronger reasoning ability and a natural language interface.
Mathematical superintelligence is getting closer by the minute, and I’m confident it will change and dramatically accelerate progress in mathematics and all dependent fields.
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::: spoiler alt text (comments) Gcd conditions removed, still great, but really hate the way people shill their stuff without any rigor to explaining the process. A lot of things become very easy when you remove a simple condition. Heck reimann hypothesis is technically solved for function fields over finite fields. But nowadays in the age of hype, a tweet post would probably say “Reimann hypothesis oneshotted by AI” even though that’s not true.
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Stuff like this is particularly frustrating because this is one of they places where I have to grudgingly admit that llm coding assistants could actually deliver… it turns out that having to state a problem unambiguously and having a way in which answers can be automatically checked for correctness means that you don’t have to worry about bullshit engines bullshitting you so much.
No llm is going to give good answers to “solve the riemann hypothesis in the style of euler, cantor, tao, 4k 8k big boobies do not hallucinate” and for everything else the problem then becomes “can you formally specify the parameters of your problem such that correct solutions are unambiguous” and now you need your professional mathematicians and computer scientists and cryptographers still…
https://iceberg.mit.edu/report.pdf "We simulated 131 million human beings using LLMs and found 11% of jobs could be done by AI instead of humans" I can't tell what's real with LLMs anymore. I wonder if that's the point.
New Blood in the Machine, about the slop-nami's effects.
He somehow did an ad read in the middle of a substack post. Sign of the times.
That he's being sponsored by DeleteMe is oddly fitting in its own right. Were it not for surveillance capitalism relentlessly stealing personal data and invading people's privacy, its services would be completely unnecessary.
Robot poop ruins a Nashville tradition:
https://old.reddit.com/r/nashville/comments/1p7e20t/so_zoolumination/
https://basedlinux.com/
Do... do you think he realizes that Debian is "woke"?
Also I wonder what his beef with Rust is? Is Rust woke?
I've seen this before. There is a special type of person out there who feels emasculated (yeah it's always men, isn't it) by the idea of a language statically enforcing memory-safety. Because, you know, real men write C or C++ with no safety rope and no seatbelt, juggling with raw pointers and chainsaws with their bare hands. They think that the only reason why C/C++ has produced an infinite abundance of bugs and security holes is because other programmers just suck. But they are different, they can handle it, they are very clever after all. And they won't let some wusses take away their powers with all these ideas of memory safety by design.
As a C++ programmer some Rust people can come on a little strong, as if I've never thought about the importance of memory safety before and don't know how to write secure code (well excuse me for building on top of decades of libraries that no one thought to write in rust in the '80s).
But that's normal programmer flame war stuff. Rust people tend to be young and enthusiastic about security which is all good.
pretty much every programming language discussion I’ve ever been in has at least one person come in with a chip on their shoulder, ready to burn down civilisation in the name of readability or ease of use or memory safety or what have you.
IMO it’s an abyss staring thing; you spend enough time in the code mines and you’ll discover some gleaming orb of fascination. Hypothetically this is cured by grass touching. I have been both places.
That is why I’m proud to announce my new, everything safe programming language: C’thlaglthorp, or Ctt for short. ::: spoiler ⠀̸͓͑̌͆͜
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People who dislike C'thlaglthorp tend to come in two camps: the ones that prefer significant whitespace and the ones that don't.
I was only describing a specific kind of person, certainly wasn't trying to imply that C/C++ devs generally have no care for security!
Oh yeah I got that no worries.
Rust is the tr*ns language with programmer socks, you see
Linux puritans are as fissile as the OG Puritans. There's already Devuan which is Debian minus systemd, and now with XLibre. Not sure why this nerd thinks his particular non-denominational chapel will bring in the crowds to hear him sermonize.
Edit BTW Devuan for me is the epitome of FLOSS techfash.
it's good.
Rust has a Code of Conduct and is allegedly highly popular among trans programmers, so you're likely on the money
I'm surprised they include systemd and Wayland. Those are usually on the anti-woke Linux hitlist.
this is very fashtech coded, happy to be proven wrong though.
It is, that's why I was sharing it. I probably should have made that clear.
Looking at their Twitter and it's apparently going to use GNOME. Wonder how that's going to work with GNOME removing X11 support.
It's probably going to just use an ancient version, if this thing ever even gets made.
Imagine devoting your precious life to making MATE for GNOME 3.
Well, at least the website isn't vibe-coded. Considering the creator's an out-and-proud promptfondler (as seen on his Twitter), that's genuinely shocking.
I honestly don't know how these people are comfortable posting those things with their real name and face attached.
m'lady
"Enjoy" this toxic stew of prediction markets, racism, and the objectifying of women:
https://protos.com/polymarket-criticized-for-racist-post-targeting-fake-baddies/
Twitter adds default country tags. Immediately finds a whole bunch of foreign bots agitating about US politics. Promptly ignores that in order to be racist.
cryptobro on rationalist gambler on attention farmer violence
There's base-level sneer as this is posted on LW, but I found this comparison of LLM in call centers to cheap human labor for the same interesting:
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/rJatmEDcYrDQcwstT/the-economics-of-replacing-call-center-workers-with-ais#comments
So I'm not double checking their work because that's more of a time and energy investment than I'm prepared for here. I also do not have the perspective of someone who has actually had to make the relevant top-level decisions. But caveats aside I think there are some interesting conclusions to be drawn here:
It's actually heartening to see that even the LW comments open by bringing up how optimistic this analysis is about the capabilities of LLM-based systems. "Our chatbot fucked up" has some significant fiscal downsides that need to be accounted for.
The initial comparison of direct API costs is interesting because the work of setting up and running this hypothetical replacement system is not trivial and cannot reasonably be outsourced to whoever has the lowest cost of labor due. I would assume that the additional requirements of setting up and running your own foundation model similarly eats through most of the benefits of vertical integration, even before we get into how radically (and therefore disastrously) that would expand the capabilities of most companies. Most organizations that aren't already tech companies couldn't do it, and those that could will likely not see the advertised returns.
I'm not sure how much of the AI bubble we're in is driven even by an expectation of actual financial returns at this point. To what extent are we looking at an investor and managerial class that is excited to put "AI" somewhere on their reports because that's the current Cutting Edge of Disruptive Digital Transformation into New Paradigms of Technology and Innovation and whatever else all these business idiots think they're supposed to do all day.
I'm actually going to ignore the question of what happens to the displaced workers here because the idea that this job is something that earns a decent living wage is still just as dead if it's replaced by AI or outsourced to whoever has the fewest worker protections. That said, I will pour one out for my frontline IT comrades in South Africa and beyond. Whenever this question is asked the answer is bad for us.
I've worked in an adjacent field (workforce planning) and I deliver B2B software support for a living, so I too have Thoughts.
At least here in Schwedenland, contact centers have been filed down by relentless cost and tech pressure to be about as automated as can be. You have websites with FAQs, simple chatbots that basically repeat the FAQ for those for whom reading more than a sentence of text is too hard, phone trees to gatekeep you from the Inner Sanctum, etc. etc. The end result is that the actual people taking the calls are gonna be the ones who can make human decisions - troubleshoot a complex issue, handle insurance claims, upsell your mortgage.
Trying to att LLM voice tech to that is just going to add another filter between the customer and the center, with the additional reputational risk of the robot fucking up and losing the customer.
That popular piece on why it's dumb to build (GenAI-scale) in space hit lobste.rs, and while most commenters agreed it is indeed dumb, fascist Flask founder felt the need to "well ackstually" for some stupid reason
https://lobste.rs/c/mmq7sy
duh ofc there are computers in space, there are computers everywhere, but the whole fucking point of the piece is you can't take thousands of racks of GPUs and launch them into space and expect them to work
what i actually want to see in space are billionaires doing extended evas. not necessarily suited up, too.
back on my posting sorta off topic shit: well, we’ve talked a bit about anti-academia nutters, so here’s a developing story about (western) academia having a normal one.
Headline: Oxford’s Rafflesia Messaging Sparks Debate Over Representation, Scientific Credit, and Global South Visibility
My summary: in an announcement, oxford performs erasure by only really naming researchers from oxford amongst a team where most of the contributions were from southeast asian researchers.
This article is by “scientific watchdog” with a “.id” domain, which is Indonesian. Seems a little bespoke for the article, but, hey, all the facts are verifiable.
I'm going to laugh if they try to spin it as "we're not being racist, we just wanted to get as much institutional clout as possible and avoided prominently featuringanyone from other institutions!"
New York
TimesMagazine asks the question on everyone's minds: Is ChatGPT Conscious?The piece is, unsurprisingly, a complete pile of hot garbage, openly refusing to recognise the difference between lying machines and human beings. This is probably Pivot material.
@BlueMonday1984 @techtakes
New York Magazine, not NY Times.
I've been nursing a grudge against New York Magazine for fifteen years.
Wow fuck them. All those courses sound fun and interesting.
2d6 psychic damage
@blakestacey
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that the authors are now working in Republican Congressional offices finding research grants and willfully misunderstanding what they're doing.
Fixed that, thanks for catching