New Castro Bar Rikki's to Host Lesbian Pie-Eating Contest
"It's like a straight pie-eating contest, except the pie enjoys it."
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I honestly can't tell if this actually involves baked goods or not, but if everyone is having a great time, I guess it doesn't matter.
Lesbians making pies? Lesbians eating pies? Lesbians made into pies? I'm so confused by this headline.
Pies that are lesbian? So many questions.
Are bisexual pies allowed?
As long as they don't mind being eaten!
Now the wokes are coming for our delicious pies
Somehow Howard Stern's radio show and "Son of the Beach" came to my mind.