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lemmy.world

We booked a 4:30 meeting on Friday where all twenty of us will give a five minute update on what we did this week.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

That’s what my manager calls a standup. I mean, I guess I don’t mind if that’s what he wants to do. I just wished he would call it a daily staff meeting or something, rather than a standup.

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I did nothing. Nothing of interest that is. You can see my progress in my jira history

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Sorry, the only free slot on your calendar was at 7:30. But we really need to have the pre-meeting about setting up the meeting to discuss the project timeline change requests.

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Man, come on, I'm doom-scrolling memes as hard as I can to try and escape these harsh realities.

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sh.itjust.works

"Also, you live here now. There's no break from it, ever. You'll still get tired and want sleep, but don't actually need it now that you're dead."

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

“I thought they said I could sleep when i was dead?”

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There was a comic for a little while with a guy who ends up in hell but it's better than his corporate job and his new boss is actually respectful and can't imagine anything but. Also his old boss was a loon who obsessed about how dead subordinate.

Anyone remember the name of that artist or the comic itself? I haven't been on r/comics in ages.

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