noncredibledefense·NonCredibleDefensebyPugJesus Noncredible diplomacyView original on lemmy.world203Comments7Reply
SpicyPeaSoup replykbin.social8Hide 8 repliesThe UN wouldn't do dick to stop the aliens. They'd probably try to engage in talks while every major city gets orbitally bombarded to dust. NATO, on the other hand...fetch me my manhole cover.22Reply
hhedidwot replylemmynsfw.comI don't know WTF your on about... But you've convinced me. Have my vote.3Reply
uunalivejoy replylemm.eeAlien attacks seems out of scope for the U.N. It's for resolving conflicts between members, and the aliens are probably not members. Downvote if I'm wrong.-1Reply
Zoidsberg replylemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesUN repeatedly trying to FaceTime the aliens while they are glassing the planet Call one more time, they'll pick up 6Reply
SpicyPeaSoup replykbin.socialI can count the amount of times diplomacy has saved a FTL civilisation from me in Stellaris on one Congolese hand (Belgian occupation times).2Reply
7 replies
The UN wouldn't do dick to stop the aliens. They'd probably try to engage in talks while every major city gets orbitally bombarded to dust.
NATO, on the other hand...fetch me my manhole cover.
I'd vote for you. We get to vote, right?
I don't know WTF your on about... But you've convinced me. Have my vote.
Alien attacks seems out of scope for the U.N. It's for resolving conflicts between members, and the aliens are probably not members. Downvote if I'm wrong.
UN repeatedly trying to FaceTime the aliens while they are glassing the planet
I can count the amount of times diplomacy has saved a FTL civilisation from me in Stellaris on one Congolese hand (Belgian occupation times).
All of those are very credible choices in my eyes