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Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl

Gay: Touches some guys balls

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lemmy.world

Be me at party having a great time

See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable

Approach and tell him he's creeping her out

Reach out to pull him away from her

He kicks me in the balls

He says I tried to sucker punch him

He's kicked out of the party

Recover and enjoy the rest of the party

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piefed.ca

I love the texts that are clearly just anon's personal fantasy.

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Denjinreply
feddit.uk

I know! I'd love someone to kick me in the balls...

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discuss.tchncs.de
Be me 

At a party with my gf

Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over

Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her

I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 

Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior

Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other

Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.

Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf
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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I mean, it was lemmy's decision to give it code highlighting when no language was specified in the code block. Which highlighting is it even choosing? Python?

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vithigarreply
lemmy.ca

It's highlighting "me" as a keyword. The only language I can think of that uses that is Visual Basic.

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Just a heads up, you can cancel the colors with any word written beside the ``` without a space. For instance, I wrote “```bigcummies“

>Be me 
>At a party with my gf
>Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over
>Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her
>I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 
>Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior
>Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other
>Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.
>Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf
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lemmy.zip

Totally unrelated but my first kiss was at a halloween party where i was dressed up as a ticket inspector and the girl as a creepy clowngirl. Not that i am complaining.

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