cartographyanarchy·CartographyAnarchybyMacN'Cheezus Them’s fighting wordsView original on lemmy.today224Comments27Reply
ppix_wbmr feddit.org5Hide 5 repliesWhy is my country the only real european country on this map? Is this made by an austrian? ^^20Reply
PPieMePlenty replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe Austrian making this: hmm, better not make it too obvious.. I'll add a few other countries.13Reply
MacN'Cheezus replylemmy.today1Hide 1 replyWell, considering how the last two World Wars started, it seems like a wise move not to upset the Austrians too much.8Reply
ppix_wbmr replyfeddit.orgAEIOU - Alles Erdreich Ist Oesterreich untertan Translation: Everything on earth is owned by austria ;)6Reply
bbort replysopuli.xyzcould have used Namibia for germany. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutschnamibier#%3A%7E%3Atext=Der+Begriff%2Cals+%E2%80%9EDeutschl%C3%A4nder%E2%80%9C.3Reply
sp3ctr4l lemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyI very much like this image, this is an amazing way to piss off a lot of people, hahah!12Reply
ssugar_in_your_tea replysh.itjust.worksEsp us Americans. We want nothing to do with those monarchist sods. Make it Canadian or something.1Reply
lleftzero lemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesEven managed to piss off us Catalans by colouring the Balearic Islands yellow. Should have been grey.6Reply
�🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉 replylemmy.worldsame as Catalan. hopefully we claw our independence from those mexican speaking cunts3Reply
Someonelol lemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesThere needs to be like 20 more flags for all of Spain.5Reply
VVenia Silente replylemmy.dbzer0.comExcept for the parts that are Chilean. Search your heart, you know it to be painful.3Reply
MacN'Cheezus replylemmy.todayOh, they did, except it was all islands in the Mediterranean, plus the entire Turkish peninsula and even Egypt at some point. So I guess you could perhaps call their language Ptolemaic, or Meso-Egyptian. Or better yet, New Macedonian.4Reply
�🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉 replylemmy.worldScotland also historically fucked up colonialism so badly they became one2Reply
rrobador51 lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyI think if you want to piss of the Dutch you'd need to put German instead of Surinaams. Might piss of the Germans at the same time!2Reply
MacN'Cheezus replylemmy.todayI think we also shouldn’t forget about Scandinavia, but not sure what would trigger them most (probably just replacing each language with that of their most hated neighbor).1Reply
irelephant [he/him] lemmy.dbzer0.comWhat the fuck is that Irish map. It's better than what we have now at least: 1Reply
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Why is my country the only real european country on this map?
Is this made by an austrian? ^^
The Austrian making this: hmm, better not make it too obvious.. I'll add a few other countries.
The Habsburgs love that haha
Well, considering how the last two World Wars started, it seems like a wise move not to upset the Austrians too much.
AEIOU - Alles Erdreich Ist Oesterreich untertan
Translation: Everything on earth is owned by austria ;)
could have used Namibia for germany.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutschnamibier#%3A%7E%3Atext=Der+Begriff%2Cals+%E2%80%9EDeutschl%C3%A4nder%E2%80%9C.
Old Québécois made me chuckle.
Cameroonian also works
Ah non non moi je parle le Burkinabè vous voyez
Definitely the best one.
I very much like this image, this is an amazing way to piss off a lot of people, hahah!
Esp us Americans. We want nothing to do with those monarchist sods. Make it Canadian or something.
Even managed to piss off us Catalans by colouring the Balearic Islands yellow.
Should have been grey.
Yeah Mallorca speaks Austrian!
It's Germany's 17. state after all
Galician is there, that's all it matters 🩵
same as Catalan.
hopefully we claw our independence from those mexican speaking cunts
There needs to be like 20 more flags for all of Spain.
No. It's all Mexican in the end.
Except for the parts that are Chilean. Search your heart, you know it to be painful.
*silently seething and planning revenge poland invasion*
Greece didn't do a very good job of colonizing.
Oh, they did, except it was all islands in the Mediterranean, plus the entire Turkish peninsula and even Egypt at some point.
So I guess you could perhaps call their language Ptolemaic, or Meso-Egyptian. Or better yet, New Macedonian.
Scotland also historically fucked up colonialism so badly they became one
I think if you want to piss of the Dutch you'd need to put German instead of Surinaams. Might piss of the Germans at the same time!
I think we also shouldn’t forget about Scandinavia, but not sure what would trigger them most (probably just replacing each language with that of their most hated neighbor).
What the fuck is that Irish map.
It's better than what we have now at least: