Spyke
lemmy.world

Can I bike across the interstate?
“There are many ways you can epicly jump 6 lanes of traffic”

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

*epically

Don't normally spell check people but it me a couple reads to determine if that was a really bad autocorrect for "easily" or not.

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feddit.org

but it me a couple reads to determine if that was a really bad autocorrect

Fun fact: it took me a couple of reads to understand that you forgot the verb.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Cool story. That's one of a thousand reasons I don't bother.

Your response is another. Thanks for helping make the world a worse place!

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I didn't want to come and call you an asshole for you previous comment.

I apologize for the transgression, you are definitely an asshole.

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You're a super asshole! Covered in hemmrorid and anal fissures, anyone you inflict themselves on wishes only for death.

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Comes with a drone that floats behind you and blasts you if you don't spend at least .5 seconds looking at ads on the street.

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"That's a great idea! We should totally get ice cream!"

"We are not getting ice cream sweetie. I think you're hallucinating."

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You reached the end

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