shittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmybyactionjbone How will I know if my child is the next messiah?View original on sh.itjust.works10Comments10
Rayquetzalcoatl lemmy.worldThey'll be more untidy than every other child on the planet except for one. They won't be the messiest, but when compared to the third messiest child, they'll be the next messier.8
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 slrpnk.netWell, I guess if they're a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, that's an indication.7
Rayquetzalcoatl replylemmy.worldThis is obviously them in school trying to learn that "BLOODS" hand sign thing1
They'll be more untidy than every other child on the planet except for one. They won't be the messiest, but when compared to the third messiest child, they'll be the next messier.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Well, I guess if they're a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, that's an indication.
Is this your child ?
This is obviously them in school trying to learn that "BLOODS" hand sign thing
Can they predict when they were born?
Drop it off the balcony and see if it flies.
I would not assume anything. Just treat them extra special
They will show you the truth.
A strange man in a white robe will come at night to help deliver the baby