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ppotatoguy lemmy.eco.br1Hide 1 replyDon't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?". This always work for me.8Reply
00_o7 replylemmy.dbzer0.com"I'll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee" always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.4Reply
wworld_cavve lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesA coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world7Reply
ArxCyberwolf replylemmy.caYou will all rue the day when you have coffee... and no way to brew it!4Reply
Broadfern lemmy.world“I’m so sorry, you’re absolutely right. I’ll get right on that!” Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil7Reply
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Don't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?".
This always work for me.
"I'll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee" always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.
A coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world
Glad someone else's mind went straight to The Sink - I'm not alone!
You will all rue the day when you have coffee... and no way to brew it!
“I’m so sorry, you’re absolutely right. I’ll get right on that!”
Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make coffee.
is that coffee making from TOS?
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Fucking clankers should know their place.