Diselonmuskdeadyet·Is Elon Musk Dead Yet?byDionysus Tragically Elon Musk has been found alive and well this morning. The world holds its breath for another day.View original on leminal.space155Comments7
Ex Nummis lemmy.worldThere's always tomorrow. And only so many ways a ketamine-overloaded system can react.2
TheAsianDonKnots lemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyI’m curious. You just got a job with a signing bonus of 1Trillion USD. You start work two Tuesdays from now. What’s your plan for the next two weeks (assuming that 1T was liquid)?2
swab148 replylemmy.dbzer0.comFigure out how to actually do the job I was just hired to do, ain't no way I'm actually qualified2
Tragically dementia donnie, as well. So sad.
Damn you got me with this title at first.
How dare you bait me like this.
One of these days, buddy
There's always tomorrow. And only so many ways a ketamine-overloaded system can react.
I’m curious. You just got a job with a signing bonus of 1Trillion USD. You start work two Tuesdays from now. What’s your plan for the next two weeks (assuming that 1T was liquid)?
Figure out how to actually do the job I was just hired to do, ain't no way I'm actually qualified