MAYBE instead of Killing a Serial Killer he SHOULD have Raped a Bunch of CHILDREN! Then not Only would he get a Laptop he would EVEN get a Puppy!

“Complains” is not the word I would have used. The court ordered it to be provided to him in a timely manner.

Should've trafficked some children to billionaires. Could've had a puppy by now.

disable its connections to the internet, printers and wireless networks — a process that took “many weeks to complete.”

I could do that in an hour. Just remove the Wi-Fi module. Cut the wires to the USB ports if you really want to.

Honestly, just give him a regular laptop and don't tell him the Wi-Fi password.

None of these delays were necessary, they were deliberate.