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piefed.social

Our society is not that different from the 15th century.

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FatVeganreply
leminal.space

We're apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.

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lemmy.ca

If given the choice, I'd still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather

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lemmy.world

is given a choice i'd move to ireland so it's socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt

edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website

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Utilikilt.com?

It's something like Kleenex. It's a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company's trademark (and they're not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.

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I feel like I've seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn't think anything beyond "oh, cool," and then going about the rest of my day.

Really depends on where you live, I'm sure. But around my area of the US, I don't think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You'd probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.

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lemmy.ca

Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy

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ani.social

What's god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?

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saltescreply
lemmy.world

I think this is how you find out you're God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don't accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don't because fuck 'em, that's why?

If none of these things, try worming tablets.

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the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos

so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard

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lemmy.ca

Well they say God watches everything you do and think

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lemmy.world

If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.

I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.

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lemmy.ca

IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.

TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.

FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.

MONEY NOW!

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lemmy.ca

I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN'S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN'S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!

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HOW DID I FORGET ABOHT THE UNICORNS? THIS PERSON IS RIGHT OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SAVE THE UNICORNS YOU GIBE MONEY NAO.

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If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people's heads I would have started doing it long ago

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SHIT BRO LOOK OUT

A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE

THEY'RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER

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Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?

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lemmy.ca

Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can't overcome it?

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lemmy.ca

God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will

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Also, he loves you, but if you don't literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.

Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.

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He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can't defeat.

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I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

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Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.

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feddit.nl

Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).

Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?

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Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.

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He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to... uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people's minds? Wait, maybe it's a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?

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I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.

The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.

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I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen...

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lemmy.world

2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn't pan out

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lemmy.world

Worse than that... they're probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist

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Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn't be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up

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Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times...

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lemmy.world

I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?

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lemmy.world

Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.

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I guess what always melted my brain was putting everything in terms of the dr dtheta etc of the surface.

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It's just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they're using 5g to do that.

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What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can't handle a magnet?

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I'm not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy

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lemmy.ca

That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.

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You know that sound when the vacuum cleaner picks up some grit and you hear it rattle in the metal tube ...

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