Yeah, this is me. I love myself some pizza, but the amount of grease that usually comes with it makes me feel awful, so I just use a paper towel to get rid of it.

I've never had a super greasy pizza, but I used to remove as much cheese from pizza as possible. When I was 10, I had a pizza with waaay too much cheese on it to the point where I wanted to throw up, and I couldn't stand cheese after that.