Spyke
lemmy.ca

This is what she looks like on Traitors tonight!

She looks like any of us/all of us. If she’s for woman and self love why can’t she just be herself, she is a very sick woman!

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Is this supposed to be Birds replacement because she’s never around? This is gives crazy, not right in the head

Also is NK a pot head or does she just literally need to buy everything?

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These glasses are so incredibly stupid and look DUMB AS HELL on her, there is no way she wears them when she is not filming or taking a picture of herself. No way in hell is she driving around town while wearing these gigantic magoo goggles. Anything for an affiliate link though, I guess!

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I can’t believe she hasn’t already! She can well afford it and will likely get the work done for free anyway 😒

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lemmy.ca

Engagement low - pull out the mental health card, she is disgusting . As soon as she gets home she’ll be in her underwear.

I’m also surprised by this pairing. Bird is very obviously pursuing thinness but claiming it’s stress related. Bird is a huge problem, the kind Alex speaks out about. It’s kinda embarrassing for Alex.

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lemmy.ca

Endless travel on other people’s dime but hasn’t had the best last couple of years. Fuck right off.

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Also interestingly, those years she frames as not the best were very obviously her busiest, with the highest value collabs and opportunities, and multiple trips and adventures both alone and with family. They only sucked because it was the first time the truth about her having completely built her career on a fake, edited appearance came out very obviously. She's such a spoiled whiner.

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She hasn’t had the best couple of years mentally? Is she talking about how she didn’t make good decisions? She played the mental health card briefly and then chose joy - what was it - 3 months - tops? She just yanks this out from her back pocket like her phone and throws it down when she’s feeling some heat. It’s deplorable.

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I always wonder when people meet her for the first time in person if it’s a shock to them

I said on Reddit but I love how she doesn’t thank her family or at least her husband for taking on all the responsibility so she can do this stuff. Only thanks to her fake bot followers.

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lemmy.ca

The face she makes when she’s trying to come up with more bs on the spot.

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Why is she in a bra and sweats with sunglasses on her head?!? Then still has them on in the eagles shirt post, so she literally pulled a shirt on over her head with them on. What a weirdo.

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Overcast and foggy outside in Guelph. Bird “this calls for sunglasses indoors”

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lemmy.ca

Is she seriously half naked and in the bathroom talking to her phone again?!?!?

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lemmy.ca

Spent the day shopping to buy her kids off. Trying hard in her bathroom to con people into buying these sweatpants that are fugly.

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For her and L. Nevermind the other two girls. Content minor comes first. Pathetic cow.

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She was out shopping all day while the little one was home sick - without her mother - again?

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lemmy.ca

He looks like he belongs in an ad for male Depends…but I guess. Same same

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She’s so wrapped up in herself today she hasn’t mentioned the launch. How does anyone support her! Ugh!

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This is DE-MNTD! The both of them in the frame!! He lifting his shirt and she looking down! I can’t stop laughing!!!! 🤣

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lemmy.ca

His balls are definitely not that big, he’s stuffing his pants for sure 😂😂

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lemmy.ca

All balls and no penis 😂😂😂😂 but I guess you have to have balls that size to think you’re relevant

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lemmy.ca

The comments where she’s saying “good job sweetie” they think she’s talking to L - because she sounds like a fake B. She is working these lips hard too. I know we say it all the time but her mouth on the sides is like a dogs - she’s filled and pulled so tight she has to work to close her mouth.

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lemmy.ca

These comments weird me out, why do they want a little girl modeling for an underwear line?????!!!!!! WEIRDOS!!!!

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Proving time and time again, she’s knowingly pedaling her kid to predators and doesn’t give AF. She’s disgusting.

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This is so disgusting and shame on the person who made this comment. Sick fuck

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lemmy.ca

Weird way to talk to her husband. Is that next? Having her all her kids strip down to their underwear for the internet? She can get the 2 melted ice cream cones in there while she’s at it.

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She did make her eldest sit down for an interview to talk about her period so nothing would surprise me.

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He's the only husband that didn't say a word. His awkward wave looking like he doesn't want to be there or even knows why he's there, and then that face above looking tired and bored. So embarrassing. All the other partners were funny and interactive!

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It’s giving Sears Roebuck and Co! But pandering on the internet.

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This is so 🤢. I know I should say something more intellectual but I’m just so baffled. He is right in there with her - they have no idea they are big losers.

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That’s not his real stomach! Are they hard up for cash? This is hilarious and ridiculous! So it’s ridiculously hilarious!

ETA - did he colour his beard and hair - I remember both having a lot more grey

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lemmy.ca

LMAOOOOOO IM SCREAMING!!!!! I am so utterly embarrassed for him.

There was nobody more attractive available?

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Looks like they tried to get a celebrity but had to settle for the beard and his prosthetic dong 🤣

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He looks like he’s not sure why he’s standing there in his underwear!

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I’m literally 💀 and disgusted at the same time. Omg 😆 take your sweaty balls and fuck off already ew 🤮 let’s hear about your dad’s saggy sweaty balls that need some extra support while we’re at it.

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An ad just came across my feed with them for the tshirts. She’s telling him he’s a big boy he can buy his own shirts. And he’s just standing there like a mannequin. She doesn’t act like a mother to anyone really.

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lemmy.ca

Looking stupid af in these fake glasses!!! Like why would anyone want to buy these lol

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Try-hard wannabes buy the fake glasses. That’s my opinion on the subject.

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lemmy.ca

She just can’t help herself even when she knows someone else will be photographing her. It’s sick.

Side-by-side compliments of my Reddit pal

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lemmy.ca

Since Traitors Canada aired her real face and body, her family might be on a downvoting, misinformation, and manipulation spree. It makes me chuckle to imagine Shane and Papa Papaya plotting ways to protect their princess and justify her outright lies. Her father's Facebook post about his daughter's many faces is really telling. This family behave like a bunch of scammers and grifters. #traitorsCanada #thebirdspapaya #papapapaya

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lemmy.ca

Hilarious, takes after mom when she’s not the center of attention. Why is this funny?

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The sad thing is, bird treats her like she’s still not there, taking off all the time

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lemmy.ca

YIKES. Can’t believe she ditched her sick kid after a week away for THIS. She should be ashamed of herself but we all know she thinks she deserves to be gone every day of the week so 🤷🏻‍♀️ terrible mother, terrible spouse, terrible person. How she’s applauded is beyond me.

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BirdsaLiarreply
lemmy.ca

It is disgusting that she left a sick kid the day she got back. When will everyone see this horrible person for who she is?

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lemmy.ca

I saw a video and Shame was in the background. Which means, they left their sick child without any parent. I feel like that's worse.

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Probably dumped her at NK’s and that’s why she was there today to pick her up.

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Drops a sick kid off to her chronic ill, elderly mother. So selfish and ignorant

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lemmy.ca

Playing devils advocate, but if Shame has been the one home all week dealing with sick L, at least he might deserve the night off.

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Look at the people applauding... losers. I think the bots are forced into the likes, views and "🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥".

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

If the whole, being famous, thing doesn’t work out this is where her page is headed. I think she’s been avoiding it so she doesn’t come off as - too old - for the spotlight!

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lemmy.ca

She's 100% headed this way. Her pals Tracy Moore, Cheryl Hicky and Meredith Shaw have all jumped on board the perimenopause hustle. Perimenopause and menopause are the new "let's use women's health to fleece them" scam, I'm sure Joanna at Knix is brewing up a campaign as we speak.

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She’ll have it the worst, get help the fastest and magically be cured. Bitch.

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Yet is in a big warm coat, in a heated car and has a big heated house to go into. Cry more Princess.

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lemmy.ca

Princess isn't used to this weather. Remember when she was so poor, jetting off to Florida every single year since she was young with her family to avoid the cold? She hasn't been since it's turned so frigid. I don't even know how this poor woman is even surviving life, like such a peasant /s

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lemmy.ca

The cover up on that jacket.... And my 16 yr old wanted that same jacket from garage... She tried it on and determined it was ugly. As a 40 yr old I would NOT wear it either.

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Or literally anywhere else in Canada. But go on bird shit, how does everything revolve around you?

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lemmy.ca

Who was this story for with the TMI? Okay, you lost the cup (weird) but to say she had to check? No, just no!

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She's gross. Did you notice the filter slip a little when she moved out of the frame? 😂 She's an idiot.

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Iconic af? She wants to be cool so badly but she’s always the one who tries too hard and everyone just rolls their eyes.

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In London England but posting about herself on a tv show. Me me me all the time.

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There’s some fantastic same day side by sides on Reddit. She clearly filters a ton. Pathetic liar.

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She’s looking rough! The glasses aren’t really doing their job to hide her face. She almost looks like she had a few the night before - we know she needs to fit in so I could see her giving up the ‘sober’ life. I remember someone on Reddit said they came across her during her drinking days and she’s a little bit sloppy.

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lemmy.ca

Not trying to sexualize herself at all 🙄 definitely not looking for attention!

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lemmy.ca

Good Lord, have you seen the stories #thebirdspapaya just posted about having loose skin, stretch marks and being on the "red carpet"? Does Sarah Nicole Landry think she's a "red carpet hero" for women aged 40 who have popped out a couple of kids? She thinks she's groundbreaking and extraordinary... "stretch marks and loose skin didn't limit my opportunities". Of course, they didn't. Many trailblazing women before you cleared the way. How? They had talent and skill, and they earned their moments of celebration. Then they showed up to those celebrations as human beings, with normal bodies.

Dumb-dum, your body and your manipulation skills GAVE you your red carpet opportunities. You never had these opportunities before because you NEVER worked for them or worked towards anything. Sarah, please don't forget you didn't earn these opportunities based on merit. You aren't on the red carpet (for a direct-to-streaming B movie) because you have talent or skills. You are there because you made your perceived limitations into a cash grab. You played with people's self-esteem by drawing attention to what you decided were flaws. You positioned yourself as the unicorn who magically overcame self-esteem challenges. You found the secret sauce and sold it with a skin-covered cup and a Knix bra.

I wish The Birds Papaya followers, supporters and the idiotic media that applauded her had a sense of history or the ability to think for themselves, because Jane Mansfield, Lana Turner, Bette and Joan, Liza, Marilyn, Sophia Loren and many other REAL STARS would like a word with the Bird. Why? Sarah's not broken any ground. She's not a first to anything. Most importantly, I think Hattie McDaniel would like a word. Sarah obviously doesn't know who Hattie McDaniel is... Hattie was an Oscar-winning actress, and in 1940, she wasn't allowed to walk the red carpet (use the main entrance) at the Academy Award ceremony because the venue had a "no blacks" policy. Gone with the Wind producer David O. Selznick had to call in a special favour with the hotel management just for McDaniel to be allowed into the building at all. Even though Hattie was allowed to attend, she was required to enter through a different entrance and sit at a small, isolated table at the back of the room, separated from her white co-stars, including Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh.

@thebirdspapaya should take note. Be a little humble. She's not an actor, producer, or crew member. She contributed nothing to the film she "walked the red carpet" for. She's a glitch in the marketing matrix. Sarah Nicole Landry walked the red carpet because she lied and manipulated better than others. Perhaps the talented icons listed here never made a massive deal about stretch marks, loose skin, and softer bellies because they genuinely liked themselves. And unlike Sarah, they fought against discrimination and limitations. Ms. McDaniel fought it all.

Sarah is such a fucking narcissist. Can she ever make anything about anyone else!!!! What's the movie about?? FFS.

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Wow.... She's really setting womanhood back with this. Who ever let stretch marks stop them? Like what???? Not to mention the above photos of her in that bikini with those amazing stretch marks filtered right off. She's a head case. Someone stop her.

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Ugh. Obsessed with her own body, when nobody else is. Nobody shows up to a red carpet with people talking about stretch marks UNDER their outfit. Get over it. Hilarious that she preaches self love, with a face full of glam make up for a family movie. Come back and make a post when you’re brave enough to show up like Pamela Anderson. Until that time, word vomit about a self loving trailblazer cosplay.

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

This is so well stated and beautifully crafted. Thank you. I think Elizabeth Taylor had many more ebbs and flows with her weight than this charlatan and more talent in her pinkie fingernail. The women cited are real women with incredible talent and this one walks around claiming she’s changed the world - it’s shameful.

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lemmy.ca

I will also add... Losing weight causes more hanging skin and it doesn't make your frame smaller lol. Dense

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lemmy.ca

There is a lot of dense going around. Normalize not bouncing back but show unrealistic versions of mothering, poreless skin and fake hair?! I don’t get it.

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What a dumb comment..... Bouncing back? She's completely filtered out her stretch marks lmfao. She has very wide deep ones too...

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This is a new low. Stretch marks gone and all that stomach fat disappeared with no hanging skin. Suuuuuuure Birdie. Sure. Also.... Don't forget you were on TV in that red dress... This is NOT your real body. Seek help girl.

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lemmy.ca

Somebody totally called this immediate strip down the minute she got home. Gotta get those engagement #’s up.

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Okay but wait. This isn’t her room. Which means she packed a bikini for her trip, just to stand in her hotel room to do this?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 COME. ON

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I did! I did! It’s her tactics for trying to get better engagement. It’s not working 🫢.

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She is resharing her slutty Christmas fit on FB while she’s at. She keeps gaining followers over there for absolutely no reason.

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She's insane. Look st the way she's looking at her body thst isn't even hers. She's so sick. The way I want to ask where her stretch marks went?

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She made 3 more stories about it. She sure does seem bothered that man only finds the stretch marks on his wife attractive and not on her. She wants everyone's husbands to find her attractive, i guess. She's 41, it's time to decenter the male gaze. wtf do you even care? By trying to convince us she doesn't care, it's very obvious she does.

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Sex with you???? What I nthe actual fuck. She went there? Ewwsss Why am I blocked? I'd love to call her out on that one.

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Tagging Bekah Martinez, as if she gives a flying fuck about some random try-hard from Guelph Ontario. Loser

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lemmy.ca

Looking for engagement! She’s sad her latest London post only got 150 comments. It’s really obvious she needs this trips and red carpets to hit well from an engagement perspective. She plans posts to come all at once. Poor birdshit and her hard years 🙄

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GumboYaYareply
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She treats trips like a company’s sending her on a vacation to play dress up. All of her after thoughts and even content is just about her, pictures of her or a croissant or some other gluten free shit she ate.

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Such a good point! I truly don’t know why companies keep sending her on free trips, she does NOTHING to showcase the reason she’s actually there. Like you said it’s all about hair and makeup and her new dress and the food she ate.

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lemmy.ca

This is such a great take from the commenter, too bad she doesn’t realize that. Not everyone has to love everything or think everyone is beautiful/handsome, etc. She can never accept a reasonable take, she always thinks it’s hate.

And the person isn’t coming across as “crashing out” whatsoever. They actually seem pretty level headed 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Uhohlareply
lemmy.ca

Besides the part about calling women “emotional “ and all?

She sucks. He sucks too.

But she will milk this for awhile.

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Yes that part was unnecessary I agree.

She’s far too wrapped up in someone not finding her sexually attractive though

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lemmy.ca

I agreed with him until the "women are so weak and emotionally unstable" part. It showed his misogyny and added nothing to the conversation. It actually weakened the point he was trying to make.

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lemmy.ca

Sounds like something a man with a racists back tattoo would say through a fake profile for engagement

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

I like this take. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It’s not new but Big Bird can’t wrap her mind around it

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How dare anyone not put her on a purchased pedestal! (Insert affiliate link)

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