"Nevertheless, the vaginal sounds that were sent will have reached Epsilon Eridani in 1996 and Tau Ceti in 1998. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect."
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Not research, but artistic! And the article said the volunteers were unsolicited, so they were (presumably) happy to contribute to the cause!
I have a question about this. What does unsolicited mean in this context?
I actually chose my words very carefully because I wasn’t sure either. Unpaid? Or the women volunteered without even being asked? I’d normally think the latter, but it seems pretty bizarre!
Nah, just a man who knows what he wants
Ok, I was going to crack a joke about how this is a response to the vulva slit being removed from the depiction of the nude woman on the Pioneer plaque, but it literally is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque#Criticism
So youre telling me that Aliens think that Barbie is anatomically correct... Jesus christ, we really are fucking weird when it comes to chicks.
TIL, hope that I somehow get to use the knowledge I learned from this thread in conversation in the physical world someday!
Make your own future! Go outside, tell a stranger this beautiful story!
::: spoiler spoiler (get thrown in jail) :::
"oh by the way, that plate you got is incomplete! Here the rest"
Tau Ceti is only 12 ly away
1998 + 12 = 2010
So they're like 15 years late replying to the pussy call. Either they are too old and slow or they have so much already they're just too busy
Or they got the signal and had no fucking clue what it was, like when we got that strange noise from space that happened just once and never again.
If you're thinking of the "Wow" signal, it turned out to be a magnetar
Maybe aliens’ vaginas sounds like magnetars.
All joking aside, it took us almost 40 years to figure that out, the aliens have only had 30, and in the magnetars case we can use other celestial bodies to help figure that out. Aliens have to figure out our vaginas from scratch.
Gotta have a hobby 🤷🏻
I'd be happy to figure out an alien's vagina from scratch, just for the record.
An invaginated magnetar.
Or the perfectly reasonable response to intergalactic transmission of unsolicited coochie sounds.
Round trip time, dude. 3 years late.
per OP, signal reached T.C. in 1998 T.C. is ~12 ly away if they responded that year we'd have got the message in 1998 + 12 = 2010 that was 15 years ago
So I learned the new word "invaginate" today and will now be using it in all the sexy talk I share with my wife.
I too will be using the word invaginate in all the sexy talk I share with your wife.
Best of luck in keeping your ability to invaginate anyone after you speak with her with such wooing words.
Certified Reddit moment right here
Ok, who’s got the recording?
https://youtu.be/uFI5WpK2sgg?t=3026
I'd put "hypothetical aliens listening to our radio transmissions won't know what our vaginas sound like" preeeety far down my list of concerns but you do you, king
Might be the only thing that saves us though.
Oh, I thought they meant the other kind of "sound" and I am like, that's a lot of mass to send interstellar for a joke.
Mass?
A medical sound is a surgical steel rod used for "sounding" (ie, probing) parts of the human anatomy. More generally, a sound is any probe or pole used to test depth or similar properties; mapping the depth of a pond with a graduated pole is "sounding the pond".
Ohhh, I thought you meant queefs by 'the other sound'
Saw one whistle, once.
I know a mother who can play a harmonica.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_(medical_instrument)
I'm sorry WHAT?
Isn't this The 3 Body Problem?