Spyke
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lemmy.ca

Just when you think you’re out, they bean you back in

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I've seen the beanserts bare man, I've breathe the beantain air man.

I've traveled and had my beans man.

I've bean everywhere.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't beanlieve: attack beans on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beans glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like... holding... your poop in.

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Are we upvoting beans again?

I'm not complaining, I just want to stay up to date on what we're doing.

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Maybe the real reason for that weird expression on his face was that he was struggling not to lose the lemmy three day challenge...

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Even easier: just post the plain mugshot with the caption

tfw no pooping for 3 days

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My brother in-law and I have this long standing joke where we order beans at restaurants. The fancier the better. "I'll have an order of your beans." I don't know why its so damn funny. It's just freaking beans. BEANz. Give'em.

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I imagine this is what he looked like when he was watching Cars 2 in the cinema when he spilled his beans and some black teens laughed at him so he became a republican

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I don't think shitposting has ever bean any simpler. | Spyke