Spyke
lemmy.world

tbh they would call women witches if they had any sort of pleasure in the 1600s.

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Accusing people of witchcraft was also a great way of avoiding blame. Bread didn't rise properly? Not my fault. Neighbour is a witch.

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kbin.social

Or power.

Because only a man can do things by themselves naturally. When women do something great it must have been magic not merit.

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Hankreply
kbin.social

You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?

You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.

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lemmy.ml

You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass

You should try.

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Hankreply
kbin.social

It's the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.

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lemmy.ml

You're right. I apologize for being grumpy. Coincidentally, I'm grumpy because I work outside.

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Hankreply
kbin.social

Hey that's not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.

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Hey you two can't just be nice to each other on the internet. This is not how it works around here.

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lemm.ee

Imagine being in 2023 and still thinking it's anything other than piss.

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Franklinreply
lemmy.world

Man if you don't see why making someone come so hard they piss is fun, I don't know how we could ever come to common ground

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Well, no common ground it is. Not to kink shame tho, being in to piss play is a-ok 👍

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I'm fine with that. The one girl I was with that "squirted" a lot was more than enough from one night, for a lifetime. 🤢🤢🤢

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kbin.social

What do people think it would be otherwise?

Sweat? Magic fluid that's just not used all the time?

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