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lemmy.world

Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

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tetris11reply
feddit.uk

He wears a rubber at all times, it's a necessity

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You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy

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She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

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That's a great idea. Also gets your member conditioned to wearing it.

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Mickey7reply
lemmy.world

It's just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make

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swab148reply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load

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I've heard it makes the ectoplasm taste sweeter

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It's believed that drinking pineapple juice will make a man's sperm taste better.

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