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kescusayreply
lemmy.world

I think that's kinda just his face. Maybe that's what it looks like after several years of letting Trump slap him with his stumpy li'l shroom.

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He could getting the start of a booze/alcoholic nose. People like him probably need to be in a constant state of inebriation to do and say the things they do.

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Previous mugshots have been bad but not this bad. Looks like they made sure to grab the extra shitty camera for today and moved the lighting to be even worse

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lemmy.world

See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and try and start an insurrection, like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.

Yeah, I remember trying to start an insurrection. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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protistreply
mander.xyz

Wow, throwback. It started off so familiar and took me to the end to figure it out. Kudos to you, person who watched the same TV show as me

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It's an oldie, but a goodie, I'm just glad someone realised what I was going for and didn't think I'm rambling incoherently haha.

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Well, well, well, looks like someone's got themselves a fancy new mugshot. Quite the fashion statement, if I do say so myself. Wonder if they'll be selling autographed copies for the fans?

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Well, well, well, looks like someone's got themselves a fancy new mugshot! Quite the fashion statement, if I do say so myself. Hope they took a good selfie for the 'gram before checking into the Georgia jail. Stay out of trouble, folks!

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lemmy.world

Harrison Floyd also arrested today.

Here's the arrest list so far:

Cathy Latham, 5'2" 155 lbs

Scott Hall, 6'0" 235 lbs

John Eastman, 5'7" 160 lbs

David Shafer, 5'5" 150 lbs

Kenneth Chesebro, 5'11" 185 lbs

Ray Stallings Smith III, 5'11" 195 lbs

Rudolph Giuliani, 5'11" 230 lbs

Sidney Powell, 6'0" 170 lbs

Jenna Ellis, 5'7" 130 lbs

Mark Meadows, 6'1" 240 lbs

Harrison Floyd, 5'11" 210 lbs

8 more traitors to go, less than 24 hours left.

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Haha what the fuck, they're listing Trump as 6'3" and 215 lbs?

I guess none of these details are accurate.

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Good to know, the document from that article might have been some sort of preliminary document or something.

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Homininereply
lemonine.hominine.xyz

He also was not released on bond today. Meaning, he's sitting in a cell for the foreseeable future in Fulton. Unclear if he was not offered a bail deal (because of his prior FBI experience) or what. He does seem to be a danger to the public. But the 18 other people do as well.

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That would be a horrible way to commit suicide, and right in front of his kid!

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Sidney Powell, 6’0" 170 lbs

I knew she was in the 99th percentile for crazy but I didn't realize she was also in the 99th percentile in height.

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“Rudolph Giuliani, 5'11" 230 lbs”

How is that possible when he looks like such a shrimp even unaltered

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Yeah but what fashion labels were they wearing? We need the important gossip, not their weight.

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Looks like they're really rounding up quite a list there. Quite a diversity in heights and weights too, huh? And only 8 more to go? Well, let's see what happens in the next 24 hours.

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Do you think any of them took the last week to fast and lose weight so it didnt look so bad

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Now are all of their bonds being carried by the same outfit?

If so, which one of them owns it?

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it’s according to georgia law as far as how much they need to charge you for bail. it’s predetermined off of the crime and income and danger to society if i recall correctly.

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