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No such thing as a vampire wombat, that we know of.

No such thing as a vampire wombat, yet.

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If you're not a biologist you probably don't care, but the fact is

#A carpet is not actually a pet at all

Telling a carpet from a pet:

  • carpets spend very little time begging for food
  • carpets don't scream when you step on them
  • there is no such thing as a teacher's carpet
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leminal.space

"there is no such thing as a vampire wombat"

 >=(

what if I want to roll a wombat character with an aversion to the sun for some reason, hmm? how about that?!

what if he craves blood instead of grass and roots? >=)

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