Discussion Thread Oct 13
This sums her up - her life is costumes & cosplay! She’s a professional LARPer who lacks substance.
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This sums her up - her life is costumes & cosplay! She’s a professional LARPer who lacks substance.
Her never ending face changes.
This is insane. She's a nutter.
God she is INSUFFERABLE. Angela Lansbury she is not lol. Also not looking like her Instagram filtered face here eh.
We see her on Trators in full makeup, with lashes on, and she has gallons of Botox and filler in her face. YET somehow, on Traitors Canada Thebirdspapaya (Sarah Nicole Landy), looks more like her authentic self than the filtered and photoshopped face she presents on Instagram. BS, she doesn't filter or edit her photos and videos. She's a joke.
This is a perfect comparison! Good work!!
Thank you.
She has a very distinct round/square face at all ages and sizes. If it’s long = filter.
I know Lauren was intentionally fashionable when she was on traitors - it made sense, she’s a model and typically dresses for outings. Birdshit is not a fashion influencer and looks like a desperate 40 year old mom trying to stay trendy by shopping at youthful stores and needing to show skin. Why is she dressed like this for the round table?! Who is she trying to be?! We get to see which fake ass personality she brought to the show in just 2 days! 😈 I can’t wait!
She looks nothing like her insta
Am I imagining this or do her eyes look far apart?
Her eyes were far apart in her high school yearbook photo. Maybe her eyes are naturally far apart before she filters them.
Peep her 5 min make up reel from today she 100% turned down the filter so that her eyes are further apart. How sad that she dances like a little puppet after reading her snark. Sh sure is (not) loving the dream!
Typical bird shit stuff she’s showing a more “real” face before she’s on Traitors for all to see. She’s disgusting!
Too bad for lying Sarah Nicole Landry the difference in her face is VERY noticeable. If people google "The Birds Papaya"+Filters, they will end up here.
Don’t forget this one!! Kills me every time!!
Yes, her eurasian model-face flawless at 9 months pregnant. 😂 Rail thin other than her bump. #nofilter
Hilarious that her filtered eyelids are the dead giveaway amongst other things
Sooo far
“Lying doesn’t come natural” OK Bird Shit 😆
😂😂 moron. What is this face?
She looks 30 lbs heavier
35-40lb easily. She's a liar and a fraud.
Omg Lol. Who is thsi!
The pump the jam EVERY morning!! I don't even live there and I'm annoyed. We are watching mental illness on full display here.
Let’s take advice from this clown who ditches her kids 90% of the time and couldn’t care less.
Someone who is probably legit busy and dying to spend more time with their children thinks this one has anything real to offer?
Bet she lies her ass off through the whole podcast. Saying how tough it is leaving the kids blah blah blah yet she doesn’t seem to have any issues ditching them at all times
Her voice in the last two traitorscanada IG posts👀
🤣 such a dickhead
she's looking tired.
It’s probably exhausting being a fraud.
Watching movies is hard 😓 have to decompress by pretending to be a Jays fan.
She’s soooooo obnoxious!!!!!! I know the whole country is tuning in to the team right now but I hate her doing it just because I genuinely love this team and I hate seeing her ruin everything. Then next she’ll be in free swag acting like a superfan when she’s literally never shown interest before.
She's never mentioned baseball before. I can't see hee even pretending to like it. She doesnt have the attention span.
My team has been eliminated since the pre-season basically 😂 I'm rooting for thr Blue Jays because we as a country (the US) don't deserve a world series win. I say let yall have it!
Thanks! The boys can win 3 in a row!
Holy hell nothing but recycled repetitive bs, god she’s boring af.
These fucking sunglasses. Why does she wear them like a headband around the house? Like can’t even take them off to put this trashy sweater on? I would like to burn them along with this sweater.
The piles of junk and crap everywhere all the time.
It was pouring rain all day in Guelph lol. Loser
Great content birdshit
Oh look, it’s the queen of “self-love”—brought to you by FaceTune, Ozempic, and a total lack of self-awareness. #AuthenticitySoldSeparately
Idc what her body looks like bc mine looks the same but I am SO SICK of looking at it!! I see her naked body more than my own.
Lmfao. Ok. Sure.
Yep, the hair extensions, fake nails, 5 lbs of makeup, shitty tattoos and Friends Tshirt scream typical 15 year old boy 🤡
This story sounded like BS. I bet they didn’t buy the same shirt at all.
Next she’s gonna bring out that raps coat she said she’d share with B. She’s really pushing him lately, must’ve remembered he existed.
Yes definitely trying to prove she spends time with her kids.
I feel like she looks like a try-hard wannabe.
Yawn!!!!! Booooring
I’m sorry but her filtering is out of control!! She’s out here looking like a size 2!!!!
Shocking she isn’t throwing her own watch party in Guelph for her nearest and dearest but maybe she doesn’t want to see their reactions to her on the show. Gotta go out and act like a celebrity instead.
Watching her legs shape shift in this video made me laugh out loud. She must be the most insecure person in the world.
Right! Too good for a family/friend watch party, must go to “the city” with her styled fit and cosplay lifestyles of the rich and famous.
Hate that smug snotty face so much.
Not bringing her husband? I couldn't imagine watching a show I'm in for the first time and not including my man.
The beard probably chauffeured her there.
We just gonna gloss this over? 🤣
40 year old plays dress up in her bathroom and eye f*cks herself. What a “career”
She always knew she'd end up on some sort of stage. 😂
🤣🤣
😂 They are a dirty family. What is up with her legs? She needs to pull them fully into the skinny filter. Her ankle is the same size as her thigh.
I blame each and every person in her circle for enabling these lies. What a farce.
How do her “new friends” not notice what a fraud she is… I couldn’t imagine filtering myself like she does and showing my face in public. How embarrassing 🤦♀️
They don’t care they just want to increase their follower count.
I dont know. It's weird. My friend filters herself a lot. We all know it. We all see it. But what can we say? We have made jokes about it and mentiones it but they fall in deaf ears. We don't want to make it a giant deal or upset her? Idk. I know I would be embaressed but some people are more embaressed to show their natural selves. Also though, we are nobodies with private profiles. We arent shilling our looks or body positivity.
I didn’t even notice 😆 she’s right up there with Big Al with her Q-tips and towels on the floor.
This outfit and these legs are sooo ridiculous 😂😂 little tiny toothpick legs
It actually didnt look terrible on the model but she styled it well. Black tights with black shoes. Sarah always misses the mark and makes everything look terrible. And that has nothing to do with her body. Just her bad taste and general aura
Looks even more stupid blending into the background
Are the boobs back? Does she inflate and deflate them?
Who the fuck is that?
Is that supposed to be her? Like frr?
She looks like an avatar for those iPhone “dress up games”.
She really thinks she’s something important and special lol
OK so who's taking the blurry ass photos and that shape wear is working over time on her side. She's spilling out of it.
Looks like pipe cleaners and Pom poms her kid did as a kindie craft when asked what her mom looks like
Such a try hard and miss. She’s an embarrassment
The way she stares at her fake filtered face is so creepy
She definitely needed to take this body shot in a bra sucking in for dear life to show off her new shitty tattoo.
Oooops. Forgot to filter out the saggy ballsack neck
I love it when her fupa magically disappears. Does Shane help with that trick?
It's still there, long and strong. Posing and tummy control undies to the rescue
Look at her eye fucking herself 🙄 never seen anyone so obsessed with themselves
So curated lol even wearing fupa control panties. Shoulder back. Posed hard. She can't pretend that it's not obvious she's sucking in with the way her body is posed.
Can't wait to see the traitor candids.
And the physical challenges 😬
How can I watch traitor Canada in USA?
Free streaming sites or torrents would be my suggestion
I hope there will be some highlights posted here, in case I can’t figure out how to watch.
All I can do is roll my eyes. I once again feel bad for her kids that their mom posts this especially B.
Another stupid tattoo just like the rest of them
Ew
Her face looks sooooo weird here Of course no negative comments either
She looks like a different person
She looks oddly puffy.
Today is the day!! Will birdshot be watching Traitors along side everyone else? As in if people are mean about her behind her back or when she looks like a ding-a-ling she hasn’t seen that footage yet?! How fun!
She’s going to spend the day inflating her ego sharing one Traitors post after another until the show airs.
This is exactly what she’s done. So boring 🥱 we all love that friend who talks about them selves nonstop, right?!
Interesting that AJC or Renee haven’t mentioned the queens big moment?! Don’t they just luv all things reality TV?! I love the petty snubs!!
They are busing getting ready for Miami tomorrow by the sounds of it.
Awe Shame has a few beers in him and is handing out some love.
These people are all strange
From the first Reddit snark archives, a sharp observation from an unknown commenter.
Birdie presented herself as a “child bride” who had no autonomy over her own life. In her very public storytelling of her first marriage and THE DIVORCE, the ex-husband is always a shadowy figure while Birdie positions herself as the perpetual survivor. This narrative resonated with her audience and was very profitable for Birdie. It's gross; influencer culture rewards a victim aesthetic. The more personal pain showcased, the greater the reach and profit potential. In a world where countless women genuinely endure coercive marriages or systemic limitations, the casual repackaging of privilege as trauma is tone-deaf and reeks of selfish greed.
This was such an astute observation and it continues with her vague references to ‘trauma’.
If this isn’t BANG ON…. 🎯👏🏼
How ‘bout them insanely high brow arches 🤷🏻♀️
Can someone use this for the instagram vs. reality 😂
I’m embarassed for that woman that this is who she chooses to fangirl over
Why does her nose look so much bigger in this fan photo than it normally looks on her social media? Her nose looks bigger than normal in the edited image and the IRL image. Gosh, has TheBirdsPapaya been filtering her nose from a larger hook nose into an upturned button nose? Has Sarah Nicole Landry been editing her face and nose from day one? Could Sarah be introducing her unfiltered face? Does Sarah think her followers will not notice how totally different she looks? Has she had enough fillers and treatments to look like the filtered version of her face? Is this all because we will see Sarah's real face on Traitors Canada?
Great comparisons. Thr biggest fraud. These should be on Instagram reality reddit
What an idiot 🤡
That hook nose!
Why would you get banished at the round table? Her answer…..interesting face we have here.
lollllll who’s face is this??? She’s in for a major wake up call but I’m sure she’s writing down all the excuses possible that she can use to explain her appearance
Wow, she looks like the very average 40 something woman she is here. No giant Disney eyes, sculpted jaw, killer cheekbones, smooth, taut skin. And that's OK. It's a lot more OK than the BS charade she's been hiding behind for the past five or so years to make bank off the looks of a version of herself that doesn't even exist.
I agree. Considering all the free work she's also had done, you'd think she'd be happy with her real appearance. Many of us can't afford all the facials, fancy creams, Botox, peels, filler, and lazer facelifts.
But, but, but she doesn't dare filter... She's corrects. LMFAO. What a fucken fraud!
It’s just the lighting 😆
The real eyelids VS squared filtered eyelids that disappear half way thru. Thank you for these
Those eyelids defy the laws of biology and they drive me insane
She looks completely different; down to her fingers! They seem to have gotten a lot shorter!
I csnt get over her hair. That brassy tucked in front part... And the super fake hair extensions... Ugh!
Yellow in the front, party pack in the back!
Looking awfully close with that guy she was close to at the airport here 🫣 no wonder she went to this party alone
Shane is at the watch party, so is her dad. Sarin Fox is there - she showed them. I’m actually surprised she brought accessories to this one. None of her old inner circle are giving her shout outs. I really hope she is being seen for who she really is!
I see he dressed up for the occasion 😬
She’s had to switch up the friend group again! The old ones figure her out and move on
Right! It's so obvious too. Also, these arent her friends.
She’ll always have NB blowing up her ego though despite 🐦 seemingly not giving a shit about her, didn’t even invite her to tag along and NB is at home posting away about her. Must not be cool enough for her new “friends” to see 🙄
Her dad gives me the creeps.
What the actual fuck 💀
something is def going on here, maybe her little venture into acting like she’s part of the LGBTQ community is to hide what’s really happening 👀
Oof. Why wouldn't you bring your partner anyway? Did anyone else?
Paparazzi with the lighting and angles.
I love this for Shane. Very soon, he'll know how Sarah's ex felt. Sarah will paint Shane as controlling, "he didn't allow me to grow."
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
More grifting! Everyone else can bend over and take those added tariffs up your a$$
Birdie lost 27 followers during the premiere of Traitors Canada. 😂
The giant, oversized eyes kill me.
Her filters are so obvious. I think her facial treatments or surgeries are obvious when you look back at old photos of her. Weight loss doesn't change our eyebrows or eyelids or lip size... Compare The Birds Papaya's brow eye position in real life before and after she had the money. "Poor" Sarah's images versus her Traitors Canada video. I wonder if it's Botox or if she had an eyelift.
I’m curious, how much can Botox ( for migraines 😉) lift eyebrows?
It can lift them a good amount but not as much as she pretends
I’m willing to bet my life that she doesn’t actually suffer from “migraines” Sincerely, a lifelong chronic intractable migraine sufferer
I agree with you and think that trip to the hospital on her daughter’s birthday was a big performance and attention-seeking behaviour.
It’s the same as using a GLP-1 for the PMDD!
I want to know if it's even possible! Or did she have face surgery?
It is! I know people that do it. Botox brow lift. I am almost certain she has it. I have botox but my eyebrows are already very lifted so I tell them to avoid the area. So I have eyebrow movement but no forehead movement. She has zero eyebrow movement.
I get a pretty decent brow lift with my Botox. I get about 40 units spread across my forehead - frontalis, glabella etc. but nowhere near the unnatural lift Birdshit seems to have. She’s fucked
Decent brow lift from Botox is a real thing. Just FYI, mine looks pretty dramatic. It depends on the strength of the muscles and the face shape. Since my eyes are naturally droopy (think: Eeyore) the effect looks noticeably different.
A lot. And I would know. :)
Instagram versus reality. On the left side, Sarah Nicole Landry from her stories today. She's yapping about the Traitors Canada premiere. On the right side, Sarah Nicole Landry screenshot from the Traitors commercial. Note: Sarah Nicole Landry is known as "TheBirdsPapaya" a Canadian body-positive influencer whose claim to fame is that she doesn't use filters, filler or Photoshop. I think she may have lied. The left-side image certainly looks filtered. It's not lenses, angles, filters or makeup. It's a filter. Sarah uses the same filter Mikayla Nogueira uses.
Is there a dedicated place I can go to snark on RR? I need to. Thanks.
She deserves her own! You could start it! It is kind of nice the whole Gelph gang gets snarked on in the AJC group.
Great, thanks. That woman drives me insane. 😂
I don’t think so but she has been snarked on on the AJC Reddit, I know people don’t like her there either (me included!)
This was a real gem eh? Fucking douche.
I literally cannot stand her. Entitled, stuck up asshole. God forbid you have to share space with a lowly worker while he fixes your sink! Sure you deserve a whole new room so you can be spared their presence.
ugly af looks and personality
Her personality is so very ugly.
Can’t unsee this face in her
Yikes! I'm laughing that she still has a filter on this face.
She is an absolute looser!
There she is probably at the Black Phone 2 premier! And she has a whole back story to why it’s so special she’s there. And it was her comfort show. No, you have no real reason to be there whatsoever. Creating reasons months ahead because you know you will be there is still not a reason.
the fact she goes on and on about that movie in hopes of getting an invite and she didn’t even get invited to its premiere but instead to a 17 minute Christmas short 😂😂😂😂😂
Bwhahahahhaa
My bad she’s actually in Toronto just tagging Ottawa tourism because the movie was there 🤷♀️ It’s called Magic On Set. Maybe she isn’t going to get the invite for her “comfort film”
Who knows! It’s a big surprise! She can’t wait to reveal it.
Last time she gushed about a film crew coming for something really cool it was a ninja slushie ad. I’m convinced she books and pays for all these shoots to try and seem important!
She didn't cuz thats tonight
😂 I wonder where she took him to have sex... It was in public, obviously.
Probably became members of the mile high club together ✈️
She most def offered to breast feed him
She offers her teets to just about everyone, including her followers. For real, though, why does she always whip a tit out? Most of her head shots are of her in a bra or in a blouse with one tit out.
She’s trashy
Where did the gloves go lol
You’re killing me!
Oh is Dirty Bird checking out a Black Phone 2 screening 😱 I would be so shocked if that’s it 🙄
Reddit up and down with the Amazon aws servers acting up today
It's working normal for me
It came back but then was gone again. I can still access the weekly post through my notifications but I can’t get to the subreddit
Was just here to ask the same! I keep getting that the community was not found.
I hope she didn’t work her magic again
I wonder if she will update her photoshopped profile picture. 😂 The woman in the middle never existed in human form.
I think it’s technical problems because of an AWS outage
Just came to ask the same thing. I was on it this morning