Thank you skateboard for your service 🫡

Hello fellow kids

Skateboard that hit Hegseth in the nads for President 2028

Some heroes were grip tape

It would be funny if most evil bastards have so much bad karma that little shit like this happens all the time.

Again! Again!

Good thing they have those barricades to keep the screaming teenage fans at bay.

What a fuckin dork

He ministered the war on heez nuts

Minister for Planned Parenthood

This is the closest thing that could move me back towards agnosticism from atheism.

Too soft

that's funny

Failing to look "relatable"...badly