This is perfect because at first glance you'd think wow that's a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it's a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor...
So I have a friend who's a gastroenterologist. They have animal butt artwork on all the walls it's so wonderfully dorky. The employee of the month gets the cat ass trophy (it's more of a plaque) at their desk for the whole month. I say, if your doctor doesn't have at least that good a sense of humor, you have multiple problems
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they're now liquid the impact doesn't affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
I would argue, that the reason why the cat choose this spot is partially because it is the deepest spot, eliminating the uncomfortable slope it would have if it sat 1 meter to the right. Thus there is a causation, the roof shape causes the cat to sit at this spot.
This is perfect because at first glance you'd think wow that's a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it's a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor...
Ok I'll see myself out
That would be catastrophic.
I have a feline we would be fine.
cat ass trophy?
So I have a friend who's a gastroenterologist. They have animal butt artwork on all the walls it's so wonderfully dorky. The employee of the month gets the cat ass trophy (it's more of a plaque) at their desk for the whole month. I say, if your doctor doesn't have at least that good a sense of humor, you have multiple problems
That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they're now liquid the impact doesn't affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
Research suggests that cats are already liquid at room temperature, earning the researcher a well deserved Ig Nobel prize.
https://improbable.com/ig/winners/?amp=1#ig2017
https://www.drgoulu.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Rheology-of-cats.pdf
This isn't even a joke...
One of my favorite Wikipedia articles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex
And a cat could only survive it 8 times.
I would argue, that the reason why the cat choose this spot is partially because it is the deepest spot, eliminating the uncomfortable slope it would have if it sat 1 meter to the right. Thus there is a causation, the roof shape causes the cat to sit at this spot.
The causation could also be that the cat jumped from below and therefore the lowest point is the easiest to reach
Ohohoho is funny because it's impossible for the cat to be so heavy that it would cause structural damage ohohoho
That cat's still responsible for this some how.
Garfield needs to go on another diet
OR IS IT??
Queue the music
I like the caption for this of "How to spot the poly morphed dragon"
He might not have caused it, but he sure is claiming to have.
There was previously a boulder in that spot, but the cat pushed it off the ledge.
It’s a Neutron Cat.
That's definitely a dragon in disguise. Looks like a cat to mortal eyes, but weights a helluva lot more.
Bullshit, cats can increase their mass at will
I agree, my source? Every time I try to lift a cat off of my lap or off of a surface they're not supposed to be on.
Can I have a few more pixels with that?
Dense Cat will destroy us all!