oodium programming.dev3Hide 3 repliesJust say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."132Reply
DDiabolo96 replylemmy.dbzer0.comNo, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.67Reply
RRepossess6855 replylemmy.dbzer0.comThe thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check22Reply
MMaster lemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesAnd im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?33Reply
ccantsurf replylemm.eeIf you present as a woman, whether you've got a dick or not, Selma approves!5Reply
Monkey With A Shell lemmy.socdojo.com1Hide 1 reply'well I'm going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out...'24Reply
CClockNimble replylemmy.worldThis will actually work. After a look around her, sit back down and smile. "You must've had a great surgeon. I can't tell."16Reply
PPunnyName lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAlways go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want. If you're wrong, they won't likely be as self conscious.20Reply
FFrozengyro replylemmy.worldGood advice, "Oh I didn't know you transitioned, what's it like to not have a penis anymore?" Works every time.26Reply
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Just say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."
No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.
yeah easy out
The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check
And im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?
This is the proper answer, it's a win win either way
If you present as a woman, whether you've got a dick or not, Selma approves!
"Your nose, it's too perfect!"
'well I'm going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out...'
This will actually work. After a look around her, sit back down and smile. "You must've had a great surgeon. I can't tell."
Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.
If you're wrong, they won't likely be as self conscious.
Good advice,
"Oh I didn't know you transitioned, what's it like to not have a penis anymore?" Works every time.
*feign surprise
"I never noticed!"