Use legal/borderline/not-really-legal-but-no-one's-enforcing-it stores; Snapchat, apparently; clearweb mail order services (dumb); darknet markets; go to 'that part of town' and ask around.
Dunno where you are, but I found this rule held up pretty well in Canada pre-legalization- if you find the most central McDonald's in any urban area, talk to the street kids and pretty soon you will have weed (or something that looks like weed if you're not paying attention/acting like a douchebag). I used to include loose cigarettes and time spent chatting with street folks in the cost. That said, a) lots of risks (getting robbed, something other than weed, laced shit), and b) required talking to strangers about illicit desires. But the more rapport you build, the less likely it is you'd get burned/the more likely it is you'd get actually good shit, and get connected to a real plug.
Note 'central' does not necessarily mean geographically central - think about the highest foot traffic areas in town with a McDonald's. Not suggesting you do that anyway, particularly these days.
Drinking is orders of magnitude more harmful than playing computer games all day or watching porn (unless you are losing consciousness due to all-day masturbation).
Good news. Alcohol, porn, and drugs will be illegal soon, Reddit will be dead and gone, food will be too expensive to afford, and the only videogames you will be allowed to play involve hunting minorities with Jesus for sport.
I wish I had the time/opportunity for one of those. Ok maybe I could cry in a pillow. Might do that soon. And I do browse lemmy as much as I can. Well actually I just want more time gaming that's all. Pretty much already gave up on alcohol and drugs...
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Such a mood
RedditLemmyBut tbh Lemmy not having hours worth of content is good for me.
RedditLemmyPieFedThere needs to be a jar labeled "Eating", right next to "Not Eating".
All except getting high and not eating.
+1
Well at this point I'm going to have to ask you to stop following me and reporting on my life, it's getting creepy.
You're supposed to choose?
i wish i could get high. i get too anxious. and fomo kicks in because i’ll be high and I’m a fist responder so … murphy’s law.
first* responder. fist responder is chuck norris.
Fist responder totally worked, tho'.
Or Danny Rand, protector of Kun Lun and sworn enemy of the Hand.
Punch Wizard lives!
Cannabis is 100% legal in Canada, I find I haven't touched alcohol since legalization.
Use legal/borderline/not-really-legal-but-no-one's-enforcing-it stores; Snapchat, apparently; clearweb mail order services (dumb); darknet markets; go to 'that part of town' and ask around.
Dunno where you are, but I found this rule held up pretty well in Canada pre-legalization- if you find the most central McDonald's in any urban area, talk to the street kids and pretty soon you will have weed (or something that looks like weed if you're not paying attention/acting like a douchebag). I used to include loose cigarettes and time spent chatting with street folks in the cost. That said, a) lots of risks (getting robbed, something other than weed, laced shit), and b) required talking to strangers about illicit desires. But the more rapport you build, the less likely it is you'd get burned/the more likely it is you'd get actually good shit, and get connected to a real plug.
Note 'central' does not necessarily mean geographically central - think about the highest foot traffic areas in town with a McDonald's. Not suggesting you do that anyway, particularly these days.
"Isolating myself for days" and "Gaming all day."
I scored a six out of eight over my 4 day weekend.
I work from home, I hit 7/8 daily.
I’ll take everything on the menu, and throw in some Warhammer 40K for good measure.
Fuck. I’m 8/8. Time to see a professional.
At that point I think you are a professional.
You are the Brute Squad.
all but binge drinking and swap Reddit for Lemmy 🤗
Drinking is orders of magnitude more harmful than playing computer games all day or watching porn (unless you are losing consciousness due to all-day masturbation).
Good news. Alcohol, porn, and drugs will be illegal soon, Reddit will be dead and gone, food will be too expensive to afford, and the only videogames you will be allowed to play involve hunting minorities with Jesus for sport.
Your choices will be much easier to pick between.
Maybe some Saudi Sims too.
I'll take the bottom left two please
Browsing what now!? Ex-CUSE me!? Let me smell yo dick!
Holy shit, that song feels like forever ago Tosh.O. 17 years… fuck you, man.
I only recently discovered it somehow. Probably because I'm still so young and hip.
I wish I had all these options. Have you thought about the opposite of not eating?
I'd say all of the above but my stupid body won't let me drink or smoke anymore so I have to raw dog this bullshit. :/
I wish I had the time/opportunity for one of those. Ok maybe I could cry in a pillow. Might do that soon. And I do browse lemmy as much as I can. Well actually I just want more time gaming that's all. Pretty much already gave up on alcohol and drugs...