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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.ukLast weekend my kid saw snow in a cartoon and he shouted "NO! IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!" I guess I'll keep him.30Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesSheesh! Look, I don't want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need...9Reply
earthworm replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesRats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas.9Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMore like Scrooges that "Bah, humbug!" rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas. No offense.2Reply
ggrue lemmy.worldI've already got some of my lights up. Because they're programmable RGB lights and I've got them set to Halloween colors, NOT CHRISTMAS!7Reply
halvar lemy.lolwe still have spooky season to go, which is in fact the only thing stopping the resting old god Mariah Carey from awakening from her slumber4Reply
AAnarchistArtificer slrpnk.netWe've not even had gay/goth Christmas yet! (Halloween that is. As a queer goth, I'm a big fan of it)3Reply
🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖 hilariouschaos.comEvery time someone mentions Christmas before December Santa is forced to execute an innocent elf.2Reply
Paragone lemmy.worldWhat's really sad, is the most gorgeous Christmas tune I know-of, is by Crissy Hynde & The Pretenders, where she uses guitar as a kind of bells.. & she wrote it to be "the most depressing Christmas song ever written". It's about a woman waiting for her husband to return from the war ( Falkland Islands, in that case ).. The catch-of-her-breath, at the end of the song.. Dear madame Hynde, until I found that out, the tune was gorgeous.. Now it's gorgeous+horrible. Someday I hope .. I don't know, off-duty Leprichauns, or something, .. get even with you for ruining the best Christmas tune in the whole world. Humbug, woman, humbug. _ /\ _0Reply
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Last weekend my kid saw snow in a cartoon and he shouted "NO! IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!"
I guess I'll keep him.
HALLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN
AND DAY OF THE DEAD
Sheesh! Look, I don't want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need...
Rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas.
More like Scrooges that "Bah, humbug!" rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas. No offense.
No offense taken or offered.
I've already got some of my lights up.
Because they're programmable RGB lights and I've got them set to Halloween colors, NOT CHRISTMAS!
Halloween is just the nightmare that comes before Christmas.
we still have spooky season to go, which is in fact the only thing stopping the resting old god Mariah Carey from awakening from her slumber
The tiny little BZZZZzzzzz sound effect 😂
We've not even had gay/goth Christmas yet! (Halloween that is. As a queer goth, I'm a big fan of it)
Every time someone mentions Christmas before December Santa is forced to execute an innocent elf.
What's really sad, is the most gorgeous Christmas tune I know-of, is by Crissy Hynde & The Pretenders,
where she uses guitar as a kind of bells..
& she wrote it to be "the most depressing Christmas song ever written".
It's about a woman waiting for her husband to return from the war ( Falkland Islands, in that case )..
The catch-of-her-breath, at the end of the song..
Dear madame Hynde, until I found that out, the tune was gorgeous..
Now it's gorgeous+horrible.
Someday I hope .. I don't know, off-duty Leprichauns, or something, .. get even with you for ruining the best Christmas tune in the whole world.
Humbug, woman, humbug.
_ /\ _