UnderpantsWeevil lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesBut when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints. 83
Brave Little Hitachi Wand replyfeddit.uk4Hide 4 repliesThat's because I was carrying my unemployed boss33
SeductiveTortoise replypiefed.socialBecause he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄17
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I'LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I'VE EVER BEEN DAMMIT12
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldCHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN3
walderan sh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesSo, are we calling Aragorn's father-in-law a liar? (I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance) 21
GGraniteM replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWe'll discuss Elrond's muscle mommy fixation at a later time.17
SSzyler lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/15
FilthyShrooms replylemmy.worldWe dont get to choose our battles, yet we can choose our allies nonetheless21
But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
That's because I was carrying my unemployed boss
Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I'LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I'VE EVER BEENDAMMIT
FTFY
CHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN
So, are we calling Aragorn's father-in-law a liar?
(I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance)
We'll discuss Elrond's muscle mommy fixation at a later time.
Just me springing to attention ma’am
Aragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/
We dont get to choose our battles, yet we can choose our allies nonetheless
Somethings are awkward alone.