blemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbybenni ugh I hate these notificationsView original on lemmy.world274Comments17Reply
FFishFace lemmy.worldI hate that it bypasses your system volume setting and blasts it at 10,000 decibels27Reply
Old Sage Rick replylemmy.zip4Hide 4 repliesIn skyrim there is an item which the moment you pick up a voice says "a new hand touched the beacon" or something like that and this starts a quest with a lot of foot work yet a shitty reward29Reply
skulblaka replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesShitty reward?? Excuse me, Dawnbreaker is the coolest looking useless sword in the game. That's not shitty, that's home decor.15Reply
𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒 replylemmy.worldThe voice line also plays at like, the maximum dialoge volume. Super jolting.8Reply
AArmand1 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesThat looks like Android 5 Lollipop, so the base screenshot is likely from around 2015 Someone found this meme in their shoebox in the attic, and I'm glad they did.8Reply
bbenni replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesNo, I made this meme yesterday after googling for pictures of this notification.4Reply
AArmand1 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI liked my story better, but alas reality is often mundane. Thanks for making it.4Reply
bbenni replylemmy.worldYou can hide it in a shoebox in your attic and repost it in ten years. Reality is often mundane, but it's up to us to turn our stories into reality ❤5Reply
bbenni replylemmy.worldThat's what niche internet communities are for. Save it, it's all yours my friend.4Reply
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I hate that it bypasses your system volume setting and blasts it at 10,000 decibels
What's the beacon?
In skyrim there is an item which the moment you pick up a voice says "a new hand touched the beacon" or something like that and this starts a quest with a lot of foot work yet a shitty reward
Shitty reward??
Excuse me, Dawnbreaker is the coolest looking useless sword in the game. That's not shitty, that's home decor.
Functional gear < LOOKING LIKE A BADASS MF
Glances at Nightingale armor with krosis
Both is good.
The voice line also plays at like, the maximum dialoge volume. Super jolting.
[Gondor would like to send you notifications.]
That looks like Android 5 Lollipop, so the base screenshot is likely from around 2015
Someone found this meme in their shoebox in the attic, and I'm glad they did.
No, I made this meme yesterday after googling for pictures of this notification.
I liked my story better, but alas reality is often mundane.
Thanks for making it.
You can hide it in a shoebox in your attic and repost it in ten years. Reality is often mundane, but it's up to us to turn our stories into reality ❤
HEY
Android looked so gorgeous back then
That's what niche internet communities are for. Save it, it's all yours my friend.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Thanks for the nostalgia haha