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Monthly deaths from drowning correlate to ice cream sales.

Ice cream doesn't cause drowning, but both numbers go up at the same time of year (summer)

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We must increase the pirate population dramatically!

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piefed.social

Every single person who confuses correlation with causation ends up dying.

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Do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to you?

Does your period start at the same phase of the Moon each time?

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Ever time you see a house on fire, you're almost guaranteed to see firemen.

So clearly firemen must be the leading cause of house fires.

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