WWilco lemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyYo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a crane.15
CaptainBlagbird replylemmy.worldYo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork...lift.3
MMajorMajormajormajor lemmy.caAnd OSHA said Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they're locked up in my basement.9
JJustRalph lemmy.worldA toast! To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings.. no babies. ;)6
bleistift2 sopuli.xyz1Hide 1 reply My parents never had sex! I was brought by the stork. Was that stork called Antonov? – A lighthearted conversation from my school years.6
Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a crane.
Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork...lift.
And OSHA said
Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they're locked up in my basement.
A toast!
To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings.. no babies. ;)
– A lighthearted conversation from my school years.
Do you weigh several thousand kilograms?