[satirical fake news] Jared Kushner surprised $55 Billion Electronic Arts buyout does not include $10 Billion DLC
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Silver Lake Partners, Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund, and Jared Kushner were shocked when they found out their $55 Billion buyout of EA did not include the new, downloadable content. “We should have seen this coming,” stated Kushner. “It’s a classic EA move, the base purchase is never enough without the bug fixes, patches, and eventual DLC. Now EA has the upper-hand.” [...]
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Even their buyouts have DLCs? Come the fuck on.
This is a satire news site, similar to the Onion
Do you think that's why he made that joke?
Next you’ll hear they need to subscribe to the battle pass for new games they wish to own the IP for.
I would add
[satirical fake news]to the title, just to be sureFair enough👍
Yea this is satire, it should be moderated out of
pcgaming.That's a DLC feature.