Plemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyPagPag Say it slowlyFelt that this deserved a proper image and macro to counter the intentional low effort shit people post.View original on lemmy.world202Comments11
hhperrin lemmy.caI never said he licked my asshole. I don’t kiss and tell, but it’s true. I never said he licked my asshole. He didn’t lick my asshole. I never said he licked my asshole. I need some plausible deniability here, but he definitely licked it. I never said he licked my asshole. Somebody licked it, but it wasn’t him. I never said he licked my asshole. He fucked my asshole. I never said he licked my asshole. I’m not a tramp. It was someone else’s asshole. I never said he licked my asshole. He definitely licked me somewhere else. It could have more though. I never said he licked my asshole. Somebody’s asshole got licked, but he and I were not involved. Also could be: I licked his asshole. I never said he licked my _ass_hole. He licked my pussy. I never said he licked my asshole. I merely implied he did something to it. 20
MMohamedMoney replyfeddit.org2Hide 2 repliesCaptain Kirk is licking an asshole. Why is he licking an asshole?7
Sundray replylemmus.orgSay it loud and there's music playing Say it soft and it's almost like praying3
I never said he licked my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
It could have more though.
I never said he licked my asshole.
I never said he licked my _ass_hole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
I 👏 never 👏 said 👏 he 👏 licked 👏 my 👏 asshole.
Captain Kirk is licking an asshole. Why is he licking an asshole?
Because it was there!
Prime directive.
And yet somehow people think tones in Mandarin are difficult.
That's why I shout every word, to leave it ambiguous.
say it quickly
Say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
Lol! This is perfect
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