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He was confident he had life by the balls. Then he realized he was exposing his.

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I forgot my shoes once. Didn't notice until I got out of my car.

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I’ve never done this is in real life, but I have dreams where I forget my shoes at important moments a lot.

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I used to regularly have bad dreams about doing that but it never actually happened to me, you have my sympathy

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I regular walk around barefoot in the city and elsewhere and people ask me "did you forget your shoes?" as if this was a thing but apparently it is

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