lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyThe Picard Maneuver She's beautifulView original on lemmy.world880Comments27
Bizarroland kbin.social3Hide 3 repliesI'm just imagining in like 10 more years or so she's going to end up having horse pubes and horse heads sticking out of her armpits and horse heads growing down her legs and shaving them off is going to be a real neightmare31
Bizarroland replykbin.social1Hide 1 replyAnd because of that nobody noticed the really great portmanteau pun I finished my sentence with.4
HHank kbin.social7Hide 7 repliesDo you turn into something when you see the child? Do you turn into the worst possible being a human could be? A horse girl?14
The Picard Maneuver replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesYes, you suddenly have strong opinions on the best breeds, and you have 5 names picked out for horses that you will never own. It's sad to see.18
MMouselemming replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyBut seeing Medusa's snakes turns you to stone, not snakes. Snakes bask on stone. Maybe you turn into a grassy field!10
MMonsiuerPatEBrown reddthat.com3Hide 3 repliesreverse mermaids would be really really bad at small talk5
tthreelonmusketeers replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyRelevant Ricky Gervais: https://youtu.be/OChTkKjLOPo1
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kemsat lemmy.worldHuman luck means those are our parents, but we got horse tail for hair, instead of anything cool.3
I'm just imagining in like 10 more years or so she's going to end up having horse pubes and horse heads sticking out of her armpits and horse heads growing down her legs and shaving them off is going to be a real neightmare
And because of that nobody noticed the really great portmanteau pun I finished my sentence with.
I noticed it, and i thank you for your service.
How strong is her neck!?
Which one?
That main neck can lift 600lbs.
Do you turn into something when you see the child?
Do you turn into the worst possible being a human could be? A horse girl?
Yes, you suddenly have strong opinions on the best breeds, and you have 5 names picked out for horses that you will never own. It's sad to see.
Equestrification sounds terrible.
I'm now imagining this as a Futurama bit, and it's glorious.
But seeing Medusa's snakes turns you to stone, not snakes. Snakes bask on stone. Maybe you turn into a grassy field!
The solution for climate change
Into hay, it's quite a greetful experience.
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reverse mermaids would be really really bad at small talk
Think they would wear shell pants?
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It could have been horse cocks.
Wait a couple decades..
She’ll marry buckets the drummer if you don’t know who that is
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Human luck means those are our parents, but we got horse tail for hair, instead of anything cool.
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