Spyke
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Love the video on Reddit showing all the filter glitches from her clothing try-ons today. Deserves to be a magazine article, and not the purchased praise she coordinates. Her skinny filters sure do contradict what she preaches.

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I have a question - Are you really a podcaster if nobody listens to your podcast?

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The pride she takes in the little ones’ gaming prowess is really disgusting. She hasn’t been home for any extended period of time almost all summer but has to meet up with other people instead of just spending time with her family or doing something the little one might enjoy. The child is, at best, a prop and, at worst, an annoyance to her but she’s never the first priority. It’s so sad

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She calls it parenting, but it’s really just damage control — keep the kid distracted so she doesn’t interfere with mom’s incessant need for attention. No traditions, no bonding, no effort, no home cooked meals in that designer kitchen she got for free. Just a phone, a camera, and a woman cos-playing as mom desperate to look like she has her life together.

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Could’ve taken lemon to an apple orchard, a pumpkin farm, for a nice walk somewhere with an ice cream after considering she hasn’t spent anytime with her and she was sick. But nope! Let’s drag her to a noisy restaurant on football Sunday and give her a phone to keep occupied so mommy can pretend she’s important with her new friends. Terrible mother who never puts her kids first.

Just love her acting skills when she pretends to care about the kid when she noticed the camera.

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lemmy.ca

I’m judging her so hard but my 4yo loves beer town. Last week he ate half of my fried chicken platter and none of his own meal

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I would guess your 4 yo gets to do lots of purely 4 yo things, and you have spent more than a night with your 4 yo in the past week. You get to judge, and also get a pass for your kid loving it!

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And she has to dress her up like a mini-me and hype her up to pretend she loves football - it’s all for the Gram. I often wonder how long the filmed walks last. Do they just go out and grab some footage and then tell her it’s time to go home? My kids were at the park for hours playing when they were that age!

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lemmy.ca

She wasn't even paying attention to her until she noticed the camera, then leaned over.

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The other 2 people at this table also exploited this kid on their IG stories

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There seems to be a real pattern the last 3 days on who she is hanging with. This kid is never not shoved in front of a screen.

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lemmy.ca

The creeps that are 🍆💦 to her feet stories. Sometimes the ideas you have when you’re high af maybe aren’t the best 😆

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Many times those turn out to be the worst ones and it’s never a good idea to film and post - just like the no drunk texting rule

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The pervs who are into adult nursing relationships. The same pervs that like her naked videos, suggestive jokes, and enjoy the videos of her youngest daughter.

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I think these are her OV eyes - they were in Women’s Health too

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lemmy.ca

Imagine being stupid enough to believe this is her real face 😂🤪

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lemmy.ca

Can we expect some better quality pics now? Most of the things she shoots are pretty low quality - it couldn’t be the filters; could it?

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lemmy.ca

Imagine being so full of yourself that you take 67 selfies a day.

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And she calls it her job! That makes it even more ridiculous!

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lemmy.ca

Acting like she’s having a spontaneous much needed weekend away like she doesn’t go away every week/weekend 🙄 how does anyone think she’s so deserving of this, I couldn’t imagine applauding someone for ditching their kids at every chance they get.

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All of a sudden Air Canada isn’t the best airline for this twat. I’m surprised she didn’t take the opportunity to fly to Orlando.

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I think she's deserving of this because hanging out with the east coast gonzos sounds painful af, and the idea of all four of them together is torturous! It's exactly what she deserves and is completely lacking in any of the glamor, prestige and star stalking 🐦 craves in her life. She has to go hang out with someone who eats toothpaste off their clothing for fuck's sake. 🤣

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😂 The entire weekend is these wankers comparing the beards to each other and how much they look like brothers followed by horrendous cackling.

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I just love when she’s caught in the background of photos lol. She just always has the bitchiest face

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lemmy.ca

Uhmmmm no. Just.no. Whyyy is her whole boob just OUT 😬😵‍💫

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lemmy.ca

She would dress like this to go to a hockey game, not for the male gaze though 🙄

Most women I see at games wear casual clothes but never 🐦

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lemmy.ca

As usual making women look bad like we can’t be actual sports fans “omg sport what is this thehehee”

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lemmy.ca

EXACTLY!! off topic, an all women sports bar just opened by me. BABE'S in Chicago. They cater to women's sports and women in general and I can't wait. I cam go and sit at the bar, have a drink, watch the game, and not have a dude mansplain a 1st down to me lol

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Omg that sounds so fun! If I ever get to Chicago in my life I’ll have to check it out. Hope you have the best time when you go.

I could imagine 🐦 going there and acting like a total bimbo.

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AM looks like she'd skin and wear 🐦, she's so obsessed with her.

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They are such dwebs. Killing it with their high style, chic lives and gorgeous faces. 🤣 They'd be lost without the 🤖's.

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She’s not fooling anyone - they are all ‘work hangs’

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God her face makes me so mad lol. She thinks she’s such a bombshell with her coat hanging off her shoulders .

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GumboYaYareply
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Everyone dressed pedestrian and for the occasion/weather and she in the sleeveless short dress, kitten mules and leather jacket off the shoulders. Always fashion for her! And attention.

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Always gotta be the hottest. Like the way she dressed for a hockey game, everyone else casual and she’s wearing a shirt that shows her boobs. Must want her new friends attention and Scoot.

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MoonChildreply
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I hate it when she wears her jackets off the shoulder - I think it looks ridiculous and it’s very dated

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lemmy.ca

I’m wondering if she had a deal with Porter for the Persevere Tour that was supposed to be this weekend and since it was cancelled she ended up doing this to fulfill her AD obligations.

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She said “more to come” tho so I'm wondering is she’ll be touring Canada with them. I’m really pissed at Porter. Sarah is the most passive privileged bitch - nothing about her content served as an ad for Porter and she does not need free trips - none! Bird doesn’t say a thing about Canadian pride in the face of all the political crap but here she is travelling in Canada like some tour guide. It’s so gross!

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That stance is ridiculous. She would rather look like she is standing to pee than have her legs touch.

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She looks like she was trying to win the prize for best costume at an 80s theme party.

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lemmy.ca

Podcast host - is that what she’s rebranding as?! She took the content creator out of her insta bio too. Is she evolving or does she believe she is more elite than the influencer set.

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GumboYaYareply
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She’s an actress now btw, she’s a Traitor!! She’s so giddy and going hard right now. It’s so obvious what she’s up to with her social media. She probably won, which tracks with being an actual traitor in real life.

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lemmy.ca

Sarah doesn't understand how hard it will be to move into the mainstream media on a level she craves. She also doesn't get how much her past will haunt her. If she wins Canadian Traitors. What next? Canadian Amazing Race? A couple of new endorsements? Being a regular guest on reality isn't winning. It doesn't translate into her own show or significant financial gains. She's in a very small pond in Canada and has relatively minimal success, only because she takes her clothing off and lies. Thanks to influencers like Sarah, Canadian TV is dying. Many networks are aware of her and Shine Talent's contribution to network revenue losses. Have you noticed they have all been removed from Citytv? There is a reason for that. She can put her head in the sand all she wants, delete comments, use engagement pods, and stack likes on her post, but she can't change the fact that many people in the media don't like her or her husband. Perhaps they don't say anything publicly yet, but they won't hesitate to block opportunities for her. Sarah should also understand how fickle Canadian "fame" is. Years ago, I worked the guest list at "Easy and the 5th" (at the time, it was a very exclusive club in Toronto). One night, two "Lofters" (cast members from a Canadian reality show) screamed at me for not knowing who they were. They had the same vibes as Sarah and were popular at the time. Now they are nowhere.

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If she can get some real traction in the USA, her past crimes and all the receipts will be very valuable to the right media outlet. Everyone loves a scandal in America, especially a scandal that unfolds over years and has multiple subplots. Apple Cider Vinegar, anyone?

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She's thrilled to be in Hello Canada; meanwhile, their readership numbers are low compared to the Daily Mail. Her "worst dressed" callout in the Daily Mail has much better reach. 🐦 forgets, it's all about the numbers now.

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lemmy.ca

She definitely said dick. Also her side boob hanging form the side changes sizes quite a few times in video…

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Oh for sure and she’s trying to blame the auto caption for the fuck up. Always the Victim Birdie

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Since she didn’t delete it and make a re-do, it absolutely was intentional. Or, she realized she could get more pervs on her page. Laziness ebbs and flows everywhere.

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LOL!!! She’s always trying way too hard, what an obnoxious person. Can never just be normal.

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lemmy.ca

Just read an article with Jennifer Neville-Lake. It’s been almost 10 years since her children were killed. It’s heartbreaking! And then you have this asshole who takes every single opportunity to escape hers.

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And bird takes every single one of them for granted. She’s an example to no one!

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lemmy.ca

She’s got Shame with her and they have started the day with an AD for Porter Airlines. Free flights for princess.

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lemmy.ca

I laugh when she filters Shane. I'd love to see these two IRL.

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lemmy.ca

All I can think of when I see this photo is Sarah bent over a rock on a kid's playground and Shane going at it. 🤮 For those who haven't heard, Sarah Nicole Landry announced (over multiple podcasts) that Shane (her boss who was in a relationship at the time) and she went to a kids' playground after work and had sex on a rock. Shane thought doing this 💦🍆 was so cool that he had the coordinates for the rock inscribed on the inside of her wedding ring. Classy!

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Lalalandreply
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What the actual …. The coordinates of the F rock? I’m dying. No!!!

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lemmy.ca

Is she ever NOT going away? The most absent parent. Just living it up while Shame takes on the responsibilities at home, kids doing their homework all weekend with no fun to be had, lemon being neglected.

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Never home. She practically never sees her teens. She did say “we” though as if someone is going with her? You never know with her “We” could mean Me, Myself and I 😆

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She’s probably talking about herself, her phone and her Instagram followers 🤪

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BirdsaLiarreply
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She regularly talks about herself in the third person. 🙄

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When you use multiple different voices and have a new personality everyday I guess that makes sense 🤣

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

I think they shoot the ‘real’ advertising in Newfoundland!

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Big Al is probably staying in the same hotel! She goes to Ontario and stays with other Influencers but she could never host at their house since they might have to clean up first

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lemmy.ca

Her little song - we are a couple doing life together….WTF?! When? She did shit all today, as always and then she hovering like a moron while he’s making dinner. I do not understand how he tolerates her.

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lemmy.ca

Excuse you, she went to the gym! 😂🤪

But I agree, I really don’t think she provides anything worth staying around for. Not even the money seems worth it.

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Went to the gym - drive by the gym - it’s all the same! Or maybe the person who stretches her out works out of the gym.

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It’s funny, I actually wondered if she still had a membership. I know RR canceled hers. I would assume AJC did as well?

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One of the kids in the back ground told her she’s weird I think 😂 at the end and she’s replies with Ok

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Just listened and yes I think J said it (not surprised it was her lol)

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MoonChildreply
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She, most definitely, has said she has melasma. I believe there is a story to go with how she says it developed - on the beach and got a bad sunburn as a child? Does that sound familiar?

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Self diagnosed no doubt. Like the other million so-called ailments this band wagon jumper posts. All the shiners are posting the mask, it’s ridiculous.

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lemmy.ca

I can’t remember the details but was pretty sure she said she had it! I wonder if she actually does or if that’s the excuse she came up with to justify all the shit she does to her face? I feel like this is pretty well known information about these masks? I hope she continues to use it everyday 😬

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Yes I think she said she had it when she was gifted some sort of cosmetic treatment that she disclosed as an ad.

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She won't. I don't even believe she has any regular skincare routine, it sure doesn't look like it.

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lemmy.ca

It appears we’ve entered another frenzied mania where she does the things most people do daily but expects flowers from her brainwashed followers!

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Glowpopreply
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Lmfao yes Sarah you deserve hours on the couch watching your show!! What regular ass task is she talking about now? I bet it’s moving a few dishes from the counter into the sink or something

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MoonChildreply
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Unpacking her 3 suitcases, doing laundry and putting some things in bags to donate - nothing out of the ordinary for most people over 16 but she’s giving herself gold stars at almost 41 for doing the basics

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For the second weekend this month the, alleged, parental units have left their child who has just made the biggest transition of her life. Does she give herself gold stars for this? Probably since she’s putting herself first! Again. Always.

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lemmy.ca

Okay laughing at my own post because the pic is so spot on. I'm dying hahahahahahahah

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lemmy.ca

And little one was sick too last week. Maybe she would’ve liked a nice weekend with her parents doing a fall activity but guess visiting AM is more important for these losers

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MoonChildreply
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Last weekend, when they were both home, they dressed her up like an Eagles fan and took her to the bar to watch the game with Mommy’s new friends! Nothing for the child but a screen

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It’s so sad the life that kid has. I hope NK does something fun outdoors with her this weekend.

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They could’ve but shes better off not being subjected to AM and being exploited too lol

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lemmy.ca

That fucking smug face that I’d love to clock her right in those collagen sausages 😅

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

She’s trying to be so edgy - just delete the story and do it again FFS - it’s all about the drama!

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

Did you see that Pamela Anderson has partnered with Arrae - the company that made Birdie’s magic bloat pills and then just mysteriously vanished from her bag of tricks?

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Perhaps while filming Traitors these new friends asked bird how they could do F all and make money on the internet. And now they are on a journey to be soulless suck ups on team bird while she shows them the tricks.

Bird think she’s getting points for having gay friends.

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lemmy.ca

lol, almost 10k followers in a month. I wonder why she hasn't been buying any, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn there is method to her complete madness.

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lemmy.ca

Who actually wants to follow this bimbo? Is this her deep thought of the day? 😵‍💫

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Literally the dumbest woman, once again how do people like her???? She is not relatable whatsoever!!!!

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MoonChildreply
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We had the same idea! She is begging for engagement and should be embarrassed!

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lemmy.ca

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Is she so for real?! Also, BIMBO 🤣 I’m dead

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She never needs the extra buttons because she never buttons anything up! There’s so danger of overuse of buttons on any of her clothes

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SO embarrassing. What is she going to do with the answers people give to her dumb poll. She ignites my flight response

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Probably gonna buy a bunch when Traitors premieres to make it look like she’s a fan fave lol

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This is her reality. She's done. Look at her follower list. Mostly bots. Just a matter of time until she's forgotten

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Maybe she was told her engagement numbers are suffering because of the bot buys and to knock it off!

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lemmy.ca

Is this where Bird creates a to do list for Shameful? I love how the GF is added just in case he needs a reminder the twat is Gluten Free 🤣

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Why does he need to try GF stuff? The man can't even try things HE wants to try? I'm confused.

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lemmy.ca

She didn’t seem to have a problem at the wedding with it wrapped tight around her neck. Can’t keep her traumas straight.

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I wouldn’t be able to handle that scarf wrapped around my neck and I don’t have neck trauma.

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MoonChildreply
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That was only a one day trauma - she seems to have gotten over it! 😂

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OMG! I thought that was an old pic but I just watched her stories! She’s unreal

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This declaration was so strange. At least she took her make up off & hoops out this time.

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Sarah: [reading a sign saying 'Gym'] A gime? [mispronouncing gym] Sarah: what's a gime?Sarah: [upon entering gym] Ooooh! A Gime

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lemmy.ca

The bra she had on today sure does fit different than it did in January on Knix’s IG. It is a real piss off she refuses to acknowledge she has been actively trying to lose weight.

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MoonChildreply
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I don’t think she can acknowledge it because, although the loss in completely intentional, she’s not doing it the right way. I believe she has some real issues that need professional help to solve but she’s never going to do it.

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Instead she’ll let all her followers believe it is just coming off naturally and she wasn’t completely spiraling because of the weight she had gained.

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Yep and she’ll keep posting pics of food she’s, allegedly, eating but isn’t

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lemmy.ca

Is her LTK new? Imagine wanting to buy her outfits? Just look at the Dynamite website and buy what they recommend! Skips a whole step. The woman buys the clothes right off the mannequin and admits it.

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That bendy ass wall. I think the LTK is new. She never has mentioned it before. There was an LTK event about a week ago that a bunch of influencers went to. That's probably why she wants in now.

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lemmy.ca

DIAGNOSE Me??????????? Like wtf. Go to a fucken doctor amd get your damn gold stars you literal P.O.S

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

Just wow! She needs those DMs to come in so she feels loved and can latch onto another health trauma. She is needy and desperate and got herself all dolled up to post. I’m sure she’s talked about this thing non-stop and her Mommy has looked at it but, God forbid, don’t make a doctor’s appointment. It’s a much better idea to seek advice from a bunch of bots!

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lemmy.ca

Wouldn’t her know it all husband have a diagnosis for her? I’m sure he chimed in with his expertise 5 days ago. I would love to see her ravaged by bed bugs from her travels but I don’t think that’s it 😆

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I’d PAY TO SEE THAT. Or for her to get lice in that corn broom weave 🙏🏼

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Hysterical! Ravaged by bed bugs would be perfect and the whole house is infested since she leaves her unpacked luggage all over the house

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lemmy.ca

Diagnosis: Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a mental health condition marked by unstable emotions, a distorted self-image, and an overwhelming desire to be noticed. People with HPD often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention. For people with histrionic personality disorder, their self-esteem depends on the approval of others and doesn’t come from a true feeling of self-worth. They have an overwhelming desire to be noticed and often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention.

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You should send her the bill for your comprehensive diagnosis

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Since she asked. My diagnosis - narcissist, selfish, liar, attention wh0re.

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lemmy.ca

Love how quiet she’s been since she announced it was a bug bite, clearly fishing for messages asking that she’s still alive from her traumatic bug bite.

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lemmy.ca

Oh she was out. Running her mouth during this guys speech. She was completely ignored. So awkward standing there adjusting her dress.

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lemmy.ca

Never at home with her family but always makes sure to show “pump up the jam” mornings like she’s such a great present mom. Thinks she’s so cool now with her reality tv friends that’ll want nothing to do with her once the show airs.

She was sooooo awkward standing there, how does she function in life. Yet still had to try and make it all about her.

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lemmy.ca

Why is she so fucking repetitive with every single thing she does? Her mouth movements pissed me off 😆 Also I would throat punch someone blasting music that loud 1st thing in the morning 😅

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It’s truly the last thing children need is chaos before school and looking at an asshat sipping coffee like she’s so slick!

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Like do we really need to see this pump up the jam crap every day? We get it, you’re a mom for 5 minutes! Although she isn’t even being a mom, because once again she’s just plopping the kid infront of a screen. She isn’t partaking in the dance party or anything, just filming as always.

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lemmy.ca

You’d think she was doing something fun with her daughter but it’s really just a daily content opportunity - just like when she used to start ever single day sharing L’s outfit.

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Right? I’m sorry but putting a song on the TV and sitting there watching her isn’t anything great or post worthy. She couldn’t try less.

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lemmy.ca

🍋couldn’t run out the door fast enough to get away from her this morning 😂

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lemmy.ca

How is she so awkward after all the times she has been on stage?! Is it because these people seem to have natural charisma, and she can't handle it? Or because she knows she is going to look bigger than the size 2 she was earlier? I honestly believe she feels very awkward around the LGBTQ+ crowd because they allow themselves to be authentic to themselves, despite people being homophobes or them being marginalized. She could never ever ever and she knows it.

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I agree, why do you think if she clung onto them whiling filming the show they have accepted her? Do they know she’s afraid to use her platform form to stand up for them? That she plucks members of the 2SLGBTQ+ community to give the appearance of her acceptance and support?! But only what’s palatable?

Do these other cast members feel sorry for her? Were they more welcoming because she looked left out and couldn’t fit in?

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These new friends of hers are nothing more than a means to an end for her. She is grasping at any new audience she can, and now it's the LGBTQ+ community, apparently. The thing is, when you live authentically, you spot those that don't. I'm guessing her friends might be just as fame hungry as her and assume she has more clout than she does because of her inflated numbers.

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Yes!! She knew she was headed to a show so she needed a few props before this appearance. So sad!!

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Agreed. I mentioned about her growing her LGBTQ circle on the reddit page, it seems very calculated to me but she is also sooo awkward around them and tries way too hard to pretend she’s in with them.

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Wow, she's the personification of confidence on stage. She looks bigger than in her IG video. Hmmm..

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lemmy.ca

She was fine and alive. Looking awkward and uncomfortable at a drag show.

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lemmy.ca

Great minds! Somehow, only the video of her was grainy and blurry. Every other video was in 4k quality.

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And she brought someone with her to make that video of her growing up on stage. Clinging to the hope that Traitors somehow springboards her career.

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Imagine asking your Instagram followers to diagnose you 🤪 I’ve never seen someone so desperate for attention

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lemmy.ca

It’s possible that I’m moving to Guelph in the near future and would love to clock her in that smug face at the Stone Road mall or Homesense 😇

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lemmy.ca

I’m leaving Guelph next week and I’m upset I never go the chance to see that smug mug in person lol

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Thank you I need it!! And you’re right, all the plans revolving around the move have to include “what will we do with the baby” haha

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lemmy.ca

It’s awkward how badly 🐦 want them to look alike, do we think she’s jealous AM bagged the better looking man (I don’t think either of them are attractive lol).

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lemmy.ca

They are definitely both unattractive. Scoot wins in the fitness department. Shame wins in the small hands department.

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Small hands department ☠️ there’s someone here who is sensitive about small man hands beware

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lemmy.ca

First, ew. Second, I'd legit feel embarrassed walking around with my husband and his lame doppelganger, they act like it's such a cool thing but holy cringe, one of them should lose the hat and glasses, they look like such twinsie losers! 😆

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Cosplay Cowboy and his bestie remind of a little movie called Brokeback Mountain and then we have Bird pressing her Ta Ta’s into her castmate

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They finally have someone who knows exactly what the other person deals with everyday - I married a narcissist!

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Karreply
lemmy.ca

Funny how she’s amping up the unfiltered brows and eyes in the lead up to Traitors so people don’t catch her extreme filtering game.

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So they look alike just because they both have beards? That’s insane.

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