PSA: Don't ever upload photos of your keys. A key is just a PIN, where the height of each tooth is a digit of the PIN. So if you share a photo of your key, you are sharing the PIN and anyone can create a copy of your key.
To be true is not that hard to pick a lock without knowing the key. If the lock have not antibump technology it's easier to bumb it than to make a copy of the key.
Sure, for most locks, that is true. But it is a lot more conspicuous. If someone sees you picking a lock, they may report you. If they see you using a key, they will likely think nothing of it.
Also, lock picking usually leaves behind evidence. Using a key doesn't. That may or may not be relevant, e.g. for insurance.
(Ok, but this fucks the lock hard, all the paint in them mechanical parts will lock you out for good & you'll need giant powered dildos drills to destroy it. Keys should be anodised to get them nice colours, not painted.)
It took me a second to get this because I initially just thought it was a pink and black key set, and I was just thinking it was a badass colorscheme. But no, that is brown...
P.S., I hope you have a second copy of the front door key.
That's what marking rings are for. You just pull a ring of a chosen color over the keys handle. Additional bonus: Those rings come with distinguishable surface patterns, yo you can feel which key it is in the dark.
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Fix your lock so it uses the same key.
woah woah woah there. transitioning your locks is illegal in some states. (/s)
Wait are you serious?
woosh. no. not serious.
Should I change my butthole to a pussy or my pussy to a butthole?
This. New cylinders aren’t that expensive and they take about 20 seconds to replace.
What’s the gold one for?
the shower
After you take 10 thousand showers you unlock the golden one.
Urethra 😬
That sounds great
That's not sounding that great to me
The sounding that makes me produce the same sounds as the pins in a lock when you slide the key in.
mouth
PSA: Don't ever upload photos of your keys. A key is just a PIN, where the height of each tooth is a digit of the PIN. So if you share a photo of your key, you are sharing the PIN and anyone can create a copy of your key.
To be true is not that hard to pick a lock without knowing the key. If the lock have not antibump technology it's easier to bumb it than to make a copy of the key.
Sure, for most locks, that is true. But it is a lot more conspicuous. If someone sees you picking a lock, they may report you. If they see you using a key, they will likely think nothing of it.
Also, lock picking usually leaves behind evidence. Using a key doesn't. That may or may not be relevant, e.g. for insurance.
should have 2 pink keys
And I straight up thought the brown one was made out of chocolate....
It looks exactly like chocolate. The color & texture check out.
(Ok, but this fucks the lock hard, all the paint in them mechanical parts will lock you out for good & you'll need giant powered
dildosdrills to destroy it. Keys should be anodised to get them nice colours, not painted.)It took me a second to get this because I initially just thought it was a pink and black key set, and I was just thinking it was a badass colorscheme. But no, that is brown...
P.S., I hope you have a second copy of the front door key.
Life Pro Tip: Dip it twice for better coating!
That's what marking rings are for. You just pull a ring of a chosen color over the keys handle. Additional bonus: Those rings come with distinguishable surface patterns, yo you can feel which key it is in the dark.
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