Me when I secretly watch my neighbor riding her bike (her chain was rusty and squeaky so I oiled it up when I applied oil to my own chain but I didn't tell her).
I know it's weird as shit but I couldn't hesitate. However I can't possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I'll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
"Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn't sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?"
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Somehow it just means more on Lemmy.
upvote deflation
Me on my way to crash the upvote stocks
Oopwoot
Diamond hands of upvotes.
Rarity increases value
Idk someone told me that the green part of the inside of sea bugs is feces and that turned me off forever, vegan or not.
Value is subjective, kopi luak (yuk!).
Probably because currently it is way more likely to be a real human engaging with the post.
Hard to care about engagement on reddit when it is mostly bots or trolls.
Well howdy real person, I hope your day is fine.
Cheers and good tidings to you as well, fellow real person.
Me when I secretly watch my neighbor riding her bike (her chain was rusty and squeaky so I oiled it up when I applied oil to my own chain but I didn't tell her).
Equal parts wholesome and creepy 👌🏻
I know it's weird as shit but I couldn't hesitate. However I can't possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I'll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
Good for you, Hank. Glad you helped your neighbor out.
I love it when Hank sprays chains
Hank the lube guy
https://imgur.io/dUCUhvo?r
Don't get me wrong, you did good.
...and it was weird. Would do it again tho.
"Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn't sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?"
Might even make a friend that way
"wholeepy" or "creepsome"
I have a single follower here, or you could say they're my only fan.