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I love you can tell by their faces, "his boys" look so tired and disinterested in his shit lol. Not one looks like they are their by their own free will.

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"We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable."

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Dude has alphaโ€™d his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.

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lemmy.world

Old mate should have realised by now that you don't button up your suits when you're that fat, surely an "alpha male" would have known that

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It's also a mismatched and ill-fitting suit to begin with. Dude looks like a child dressed I his dad's clothes.

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Gruntyfishreply
lemmy.world

It'll probably be along the lines of Oppenheimer went woke, no wonder he went broke.

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At this point, this is kbinโ€™s signature โ€œfeatureโ€.

Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.

Thumbnail: shad-horrific-nsfw.gif

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I donโ€™t understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.

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It's pretty impressive how they've managed to go through the Ken Mojo Dojo Casa House arc without even seeing the movie.

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lemmy.world

Oh, I didn't know I had to be AlPhA to not see the barbie movie, I was just sitting here not watching it because I'm not the intended audience.

My daughter and my wife did go to see it, my daughter liked it, wife was indifferent. And that's OK, not every movie needs to cater to every person.

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lemm.ee

You might be more in the target than you imagine. I learned an awful lot about the douche I was in my 20s from this movie.

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CADmonkeyreply
lemmy.world

I had to figure out what a douche I was on my own.

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rumschlumpelreply
feddit.de

I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.

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Kokesh
lemmy.world

What's up with all these "alpha males" lately? They're usually weird and very unattractive from the first look. Does it mean "I don't care how I look, I don't need women", or maybe I simply don't get it at all.

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It's dudes getting their ideas of what women want in a man from other men, generally grifters, repackaging bad wolf science. I notice a certain type of dude falling for it, who doesn't trust women enough to be vulnerable and negotiate relationships but still wants access to women. Maybe they've been hurt before, or maybe they were raised with bad ideas of how women are. "alpha wolf" social status promises dudes that they'll be dominant and irresistible enough to find companionship without needing pussy shit like communication skills and emotional intelligence. But at the end of the day the only dudes getting anything out of it are the ones selling their guides to the lifestyle.

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