Spyke
feddit.uk

This is not Keanu Reeves, he doesn’t use social media

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Nah, people ask me that all the time.

edit: and, by "all the time," I mean "whenever I spend a few minutes around someone new."

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lemmy.world

Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed

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I very often feel like asking someone "why do you talk so much?" I don't, because it's rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.

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You can indirectly tell them by putting your headphones on when they start to talk.

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Walk softly and carry a big gun.

(I've been playing too much DoW)

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lemmy.world

I’m quiet/reserved because I’m protecting you. I have 0 filters and when I start talking I gain momentum and there’s no stopping that torrential downpour of incoherent truth and the raw stream of powerful yet sometimes also subtle thoughts that come off the dome. Like when I hold the microphone, I rip and rap this ultimate map to a new world that I move towards and it comes at random times when I feel the hands align and the clockwork gears in my brain bring fears to the forefront of a bulldozer and I hold ‘er but she says no so I stopped

(Im a living Markov chain)

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I'm a talkative person and also quite shy at times! I've been called both quiet and too loud/too much.

It happens. I don't feel the need to put them down as I didn't think that was their intent to do so to me.

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