I hope it is the radiant warmth of plutonium decay approaching prompt criticality.

Holy crap, we've all been making jokes, but this guy's really in love!

The only warmth there, was Putin's jizz running down spineless Donnie's face.

Start reading the red quoted part with “Dear Diary,” and imagine Trump laying on a frilly bed, stomach down, while he writes it. The vibe is perfect.

I like to think Trump peed himself a little when he first saw Putin

Guys, stop implying that Donnie Dumps and Vladdy Poots are a couple! Vladimir is waaay too old for him.

More likely it's kompromat.

Stop simping for every autocrat, you feckless dictator wannabe

Fanservice for the Trutin shippers ig...

God I'm so fucking sick of this word salad coming out of the oval office. Cut out is useless tongue and string him up by his heels already.

Gay