Spyke
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Glowy from the increased camera exposure setting - literally never once thought her skin is glowy other than filters/ editing. The only thing she’s added in the last six months is the serum?!🤣 What about facials/ treatments/ super shiny/waxy from Botox? She’s such a fraud and she KNOWS it. Her body language says it all in this story. Also, her eyes aren’t that big and her face isn’t that shape. She’s laughably dumb and is conning people. Liars gonna lie. Wild shit that her circle doesn’t call her on it. I question everyone’s integrity who is associated with the 🐦.

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Cripes, those brows on the left. Also, I thought she hated things touching her neck...

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MoonChildreply
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Didn’t she do an ad for some skincare company lately? I guess she didn’t add any of those products.

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Wild shit that her circle doesn’t call her on it

You know, I don't think they're directly calling her on it, but it seems her BFFs are distancing themselves from her. The artist, for example. They used to be joined at the hip, but now they don't seem to hang out together much at all. Even gross meanie Alicia. Bird spends a LOT of time alone/on her phone. Her "group" (which we know are just people their agency forces to hang out together) seems to have moved on without her, and/or are distancing themselves from her. They see what we see, but they know they'd lose money if they spoke out. So. What we're seeing is subtle actions over words.

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Posts this for the pervs. Next day posts her young child to the same audience. Vile

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I hope this piece of shit gets what she deserves. Actively promoting “body positivity” while surviving on Ozempic and gifted travel, and actively very likely starving herself to be thinner than her own daughters! Shame on you birdshit!!! You are a disgusting human being - I feel sorry for your kids

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She’s disgusting. Poor M having to be the content kid now since J and B clearly don’t want to be.

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Don’t feel too bad for her she likes to post body shots on her own socials.

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In this photo, Sarah has edited her face, neck and body. She's edited her daughter's face.

Here's a BirdsPapaya Instagram vs reality both from today. In the "reality" image, the filter Sarah uses is just starting to snap on. I think that's what's making her lip curve. Sarah used body filters and Photoshop on her red dress images today. Sarah Nicole Landry is a pathetic loser for doing this.

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You can see it very clearly in the eyes that a beauty filter has been applied too. She’s always edited her girls, especially J in cheerleading content. It’s so cruel. Imagine knowing your face and body don’t measure up to your mom’s beauty standards. I’m not trying to talk about the kids but the life she’s given them has set them up for bad habits and messed up views on heath and exercise. Bird has never worked through any of her shit but I believe her own weight loss story began after her mom lost weight with surgery. She’s been put on a pedestal but has done so much damage to the most important people - her kids.

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NK got weight loss surgery after bird starved herself and got “famous”. She was trying to keep up with her daughter. Sound familiar? The whole family is mentally ill and toxic. Constantly competing against eachother. They probably got kicked out of the church because they forgot vanity is a sin

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In reality, her jawline isn't snatched. She looks soft, fuller and less gaunt. If she's truly body confident, she'd be proud of her neck waddle and jowls.

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Oh Sarah Nicole Landry...It's a filter, you are using a filter. WE all have eyes. All the viewers of Traitors Canada will have eyes.

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Monday fun, our favourite Guelph girfters. I didn't make this; it's from the BirdsPapaya snark that was shut down. 🤣

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She might be proud of her deception and bank account but she hates her body.

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I love how quickly this video got cut off, what a dumb pointless video that was to show us she spends two seconds with her kid to create some content.

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She is a SICK, disturbed woman. People are going to notice she doesn’t look like her filtered self on Traitors and they absolutely will talk about it.

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Hopefully these make her shit her pants all night (look up Haribo gummy reviews if you don’t already know about them!) also, these would be so hard on the stomach of someone who actually had IBS.

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“I don’t know how I got on their PR list” lmao is she even for real

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I still can’t believe she did traitors. There’s going to be no hiding. Her only saving grace is that no one knows who she is 😂

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Only the bots know who she is. I remember the comments on Breakfast TV's Instagram: Who is this? A few comments are still visible on the YouTube video.

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That hair is giving scarecrow straw. If she only had a brain........

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She's cray-cray! As is her husband and her parents. Crazy, grifting, lying, white-trash freaks.

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Lmao this woman is nuts. I can’t wait for Traitors so she can be exposed. But with our luck she’ll carry on and nothing will happen to her and her platform. I’m starting to think she’s invincible.

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Glowpopreply
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So insane. She looks so much better on the left in my opinion, so warped on the right. Blows my mind. That’s also the face I’ll make when I’m studying a chin hair, pimple, blemish on my face in the mirror lol; not filming a video of myself to post publicly!

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Another screenshot save for the Disney vault. Hope they never give her a free thing again. Presenting herself this way online so often lately, she should not be gifted family friendly things, nor be a person representing it

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Couple of idiots. Nothing wrong with having a good time but these two…. She has zero decorum. Some things should just be kept private - including her toking habit, fupa and nip obsession

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These two are so weird. My fiancé and I could have a giggle like this but we’re also not filming for it an audience and it’s just between the two of us. And she’s like this all the time! She tries too hard to be edgy and dirty minded, when she just sounds like a fool.

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I was reading a bunch of her idiot followers comments from past posts - are people generally this dumb (for lack of a better word) I hate to sound like a dickhead but seriously, it’s honestly astounding how much praise she gets for her blatantly obvious filtered online appearance. Even her size zero pics are so poorly photoshopped 🤯

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These stories made zero sense, she was just rambling and making no sense. Clearly she was on something because nobody sober acts like this or maybe she’s really just this dumb idk

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lemmy.ca

Remember that “glow” she was showing off last week?! Where did it go 🤔.

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She’s so embarrassing. He won’t notice because you two don’t have a sex life let’s be real.

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Only content she could think of today?! She’s overly sexual lately - is she feeling hot? Trying to be edgy? Because you’re right. She only seems desperate for attention.

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Soooooooo desperate. Not looking for any free Disney vacations with this trash content

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lemmy.ca

Why would anyone post this? She’s out of her mind!

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Wow. These are the aspirations you have for her? Funny how you call it ‘motherhood’ when it’s really just a 24/7 content farm with a trapped kid as the prop.

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Lalalandreply
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Don’t get me started.

Your 4 year old playing video games gives me hives.

Does she know her letter sounds? Can she read? We never seem to see any videos of that.

And there’s been ZERO mention of her going to JK in September, which means she’s probably not going to be sent. I feel like the custom backpack and water bottle would have been commission linked by now if she was going. It’s so sad to me that she’ll miss out on that opportunity to sit around at home. 😭

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Oh shit you’re right. Everything would have been sponsored by now

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Kids in her city don’t go back until September 3rd. Still a few weeks out to grift.

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I feel so bad for this kid. I can’t believe her destiny is having her kid rot infront of the tv on a Sunday morning in the summer. Go to the park, go for a walk, literally do anything!

I am really hoping this kid goes to school in a couple weeks.

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She's never taken the kid anywhere. Hello Sarah, have you heard of activities, sports, parks, splash pads, children's museums, the zoo, farms??? ANYTHING that's not on a device.

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MoonChildreply
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There has been absolutely no talk about her going to school. Bird talks about absolutely everything so it makes me think she may not be going!

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Bird isn’t talking about it because NK is having crash out meltdown depression about L going to school and not being able to watch her anymore 🫖

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Ooooh this is spicy.

Funny you say it too because I feel she never posts about NK lately?

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They are ALL mental manipulators. It runs in the genes. I honestly believe Shame would want her in school, but NK is probably guilting them into thinking they’d be taking her livelihood away or some effed up gaslighting sh*t. They’re constantly pulling this crap on eachother. This is why nobody ever calls bird out. They’re just as messed up in la la narcissist land.

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Oh gosh! Can you imagine - for this family this could be possible!

I do think L will go to school tho. I know bird doesn’t care about anyone but herself but in my experience in Ontario JK is optional but definitely frowned upon if you opt out for the child’s experience. I tried because my son was a November baby and he just seemed so little but the VA school helped me understand learning, social groups that begin right from day 1 etc. I however actually respect teachers and don’t use them to make Amazon link $$ so I consulted with the school instead of being arrogant. If L doesn’t go to school it will be for selfish reasons and not her wellbeing.

As to why she’s keeping it quiet?! Who knows. Her content is so dry she’s probably just saving it for lots of ❤️🔥. And we know she loves a reason to frozen face cry for the camera too!

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In Ontario, children do not need to be legally registered for school until they are 6 years old. I know many people, during Covid, who kept their JK aged children in preschool (older kid room), as they had to confirm their enrollment for the fall even before schools told parents if they would even reopen. Preschools also had much safer restrictions at that time, than the schools did, so many parents just felt safer keeping their kids in preschool, as it is the same play based learning they were getting in JK. The children then went to school in SK as their first year and did not suffer socially or educationally. That being said, L has not been socialized in any "normal" way for a child her age and if they do not enroll her until she is 6, I'm sure the effects will be felt. I'm sure it will be apparent even if they do enroll her for JK. They are constantly doing this child a disservice for their convenience.

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That’s what I unfortunately believe too. I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt and maybe she hadn’t mentioned it for privacy’s sake but the thought made me laugh bc she doesn’t care about privacy

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I doubt 🍋 will be going to school. You know birdie would be “crying” about it already

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I agree. Which would be an act really if she did because this woman can hardly wait to drop off or ditch that kid.

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Letting everyone know she had to buy a pair of jeans. Snoozefest. Love that she wants to share the link for these jeans that are one hundred and thirty eight dollars

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I would pay $138 for a good pair of jeans. I would not pay that for these.

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GumboYaYareply
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I would also not wear pants that short with big black boots/shoes either!

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It’a so disproportionate and awkward looking, and NOT in quirky fun way. At all.

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We are less than 2 weeks until school and there’s been no shilling of JK back to school stuff. Also, no Canadian Tire back to school stuff for L.

🍋 is not going to JK. I’m sure of it.

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Zero chance that poor poor kid is going to school. Is birdshit turning the child into a real life Rapunzel

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That, or she's hiding everything to make it an over the top production, dramatic crying, stage performance she's already choreographing for the entire family

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I don't think she is going. She answered it once and gave some BS excuse that because her birthday is in January, she doesn't want her to be the youngest in her class or something like that. It was like the only time she addressed it.

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Lalalandreply
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Which makes no sense because the January birthdays are the oldest in the class and actually have the most advantages.

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No, no you’re just obsessed with yourself and your appearance and you liked this silhouette of yourself so you made up some bullshit excuse to post it

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Bird brain as she posts…I’ll show those snarkers, my phone does take care of my kid.

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Lmfao. Why would u check monitor while checking on her...? Deosnt she ever look at her page and think.... Man... So many selfies lol

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Right! She wanted to look at the monitor to (body) check on her own self. Such weird! Oookay, so you scared yourself while looking at yourself? Shouldn’t the monitor be in a different position facing your child in its bed and not on the side???

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I’ve never seen her in public but I know I can guarantee she looks NOTHING like this. I’d give anything to actually see her though.

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For me, this is the most accurate, non filtered or edited photo of what Sarah looks like IRL. I see her in real life more than I'd like to.

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Every time I go to the mall or HS I hope I’ll see her just so I can see her for myself but I never do.

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You can see the filtered version on the left. The six images on the right aren't filtered.

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Ha! Good call. A week ago, TheBirdsPapaya (snapped without a filter) didn't have the same super-snatched, TINY jawline she posted today.

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So scared and timid walking into Canadian Tire.

https://imgur.com/a/2FfjHh2

Guess the confidence only works with a filter 🥳

https://imgur.com/8KEKQiB

Also. What's up with this sentence?

And what does she mean?! Of course you know what your kid needs for Uni- there are lists, and other kids, and people. What world is she living in?😳 and didn't M go to Uni last year? Doesn't she live super close to Uni and is at home all the time anyway?none of this makes sense

![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/b5cec5bc-33da-402c-9e5e-db169

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She is so useless filming a video like this, why does any company ask to work with her lol. She acts like such a twit.

And when J wanted the water bottle that wasn’t her mothers bottle 😂😂😂

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IF ONLY there was detailed list on the U of G website specifically for this.................IF ONLY....................

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The video of her walking into the store. She's 101. I think you hit the nail on the head. She's only confident when she is wearing a full AI filter. And she's an idiot. She talks in circles; people are bored by her. Look at her golf post from yesterday. 60 comments total. 7 comments are from @tehbirdspapaya dropping her down to 53 comments. 6 of the comments are from Facebook. She only has 6 comments on Facebook! And 47 comments on Instagram. Please tell us again how popular you are Birdie. 🤣🤖 2.5 million followers, sure Jan. 🤪

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Glowpopreply
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She walked into that store like she was 89 years old. I don't know if it's the door glass warping things, but she looks so much bigger in her reflection

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Remember the one pic she posted of herself outside of Market Fresh and Simply wonderful that one time and her reflection told on her????

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She's probably doing it for engagement, and the kid is staying home... speaking of engagement.

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Literally can’t stand her. Wouldn’t dynamite prefer someone young and hip to work with? Why do brands keep working with her at all??? I don’t get it.

She was really feeling how small she looked in these outfits though. Wonder if she’ll ever mention how and why the weight is melting off her.

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Oh i agree she’s always using filters but she’s still losing weight imo

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GumboYaYareply
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Especially the photo she bumped up on her grid with her belly skin hanging a foot over underwear. She’s def tightened her torso. And the engagement photos during the K/S engagement. She isn’t the trailblazer she thinks she is; she is a rider of coat tails.

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GumboYaYareply
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There are many non surgical procedures that tighten skin, burn fat. Because the more fat you lose the more loose skin you can have. How is that shrinking on its own since she’s losing weight so quickly?

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There are body sculpting treatments - I don’t how it works but it exists. Good for her whatever she’s doing to loose weight. It’s very obvious she likes being thin. The problem is how she’s gaslit woman for so many years. I’m convinced her trickery led many woman to choose weight gain - to follow her lead as an “expert” in self love and body positivity. And now, unlike bird, with normal lives they aren’t able drop the weight, get support or feel good through endless procedures, and nails and hair a get away.

I don’t know if I expressed this well. I’m not saying thin is better or that a person who is a size 14 can’t or shouldn’t feel really good in their body. But I do think her influence has had a negative impact on others. I think it’s crazy shameful for her not to acknowledge her body changing again.

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This is the exact reason why people snark. Because all along she was never accepting of the larger body she found herself in much less even the one she has now. It IS the gaslighting and it IS the the fact that for someone who proclaims to be body positive there is nothing of that on her page but when she comes up with some photo and makes a word salad to go with the dish she keeps serving the sheep.

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All of this. She encouraged women to NOT be active. She dissed fit women. She lied and said she loved herself at a larger size. She did it while losing weight. She's so insecure. She equates thinnest with prettiest, and she HAS to be the prettiest. She's the girl who will make a friend a smootie with weight-gaining powder in it.

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She is Not active. Remember when she was her smallest? Remember hwo she did it? She's doing the same thing. Diet coke and rice cakes. She's starving herself and it shows. She looks awful. And I have been in an eating disorder. I know what she is doing. I did it all until my body failed me. She's sick in her head and needs to get off socials.

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I never thought of that. I have no clue about loose skin so I cant say much. I can almost guarantee she's getting different procedures done continuously.

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