You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?
"Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
You could be eligible for compensation!
Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"
Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.
We should shorten washing machine to washine.
I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.
Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.
Äntligen! Ett tvättmaskin som förstår mig!
Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.
Wait, ladies and what?
You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?
Oh no, it's hard.
Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!
"Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma? You could be eligible for compensation! Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"
Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄
Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm
This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.
how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?
He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.
Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.
It looks like a Candy HE model actually
Okay but how?
It knows what clothes you have around, duh.
Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".
See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too
Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.
One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.
Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.
Fuck. I forgot about that.
Lots of cum in the clothes.
the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this
That's a Candy. Italians be like that. :)
Finally, a solution!