Spyke
lemmy.world

I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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Armand1reply
lemmy.world

Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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quokk.au

I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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fedia.io

"You're lion"

"no i'm not"

"ja u ar"

"no i'm not"

"cheetah"

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Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

Most common states are:

  • spaced outie
  • zoomie
  • the observer
  • butt-lick
  • carnage from the void
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I've heard of many catholics, but I ain't never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workholled".

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I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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