What are you too sexy for?

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Exercise. Carefully chosen medical conditions lovingly formed this dream boat over decades, imagine ruining it by building muscle.

as I always say 'Im in shape, round is a shape.'

Beekeeping, fencing, or any other hobby that includes a full-body outfit.

My shirt

This song.

Any form of touch or intimacy, unless on her "fun day".

White Y-Fronts

I'm to sexy for erectile dysfunction.