okmatewankerbyflamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) like if your a REAL wankerView original on feddit.uk327Comments23
ttiramichu sh.itjust.works4Hide 4 replies"Wanking" and "Gooning" have vastly different meanings, in their context and nuance. Gooning is really about the visual stimulation, the content being viewed. You goon at or to something. Wanking on the other hand (or with the same hand perhaps) is purely about the physical act of grabbing your cock and jerking it. Besides that, there are more subtle differences. Gooning implies prolonged and leisurely, for example, while wanking does not. You'd never say you had a "quick goon," but you could certainly say you had a "quick wank." So don't worry, wanking isn't dying out any time soon. EDIT: Added a handy reference table Activity TypeVisual StimulationDurationGender NeutralGooningMentalRequired (Typically porn)LongYesWankingPhysicalOptionalLong OR ShortNo (Requires penis)63
llurch (he/him) replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replywhen you write your scientific paper about it, pls also include edging31
ii_dont_want_to replylemmy.blahaj.zoneA handy reference, indeed. The study of linguistics never ceases to fascinate me.5
AAlfredolin replysopuli.xyzWhy have I not read this sooner? My life is changed. This is genius. Banks hate it.2
flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) replyfeddit.ukNow this is a sentence a Victorian child would understand.18
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialThe word "gooning" being replaced to mean jerking it is doing irreparable harm to the bad guy union of goons.16
99point6 lemmy.worldYou Philistines need to learn nuance A cheeky wank is worlds apart from a thorough goon smh9
DUMBASS leminal.spaceHmmmm, tough decision, while I like the word wanker, that wankers telling me to save it and if he's telling me to do something, then it must be wrong.7
Blackmist feddit.ukI can't help feel the use of the word gooner to replace wanker is the result of a very long winded practical joke by Tottenham fans.5
apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org1Hide 1 replyGood lord pls can we get a CW or a NSFW blur on this motherfucker's face /j4
HM King Charles III DG FD replyfeddit.ukFun fact: there's a dent in his forehead you can see reflected in studio lighting sometimes. Allegedly, that dent is from the time Jeremy Clarkson punched him.2
JJohnSmith feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyNever mind gooning, I worry that the art of mooning is on the way out and will be lost.2
"Wanking" and "Gooning" have vastly different meanings, in their context and nuance.
Gooning is really about the visual stimulation, the content being viewed. You goon at or to something.
Wanking on the other hand (or with the same hand perhaps) is purely about the physical act of grabbing your cock and jerking it.
Besides that, there are more subtle differences. Gooning implies prolonged and leisurely, for example, while wanking does not.
You'd never say you had a "quick goon," but you could certainly say you had a "quick wank."
So don't worry, wanking isn't dying out any time soon.
EDIT: Added a handy reference table
when you write your scientific paper about it, pls also include edging
How about hand jobs? Tit jobs? Fleshlights?
A handy reference, indeed.
The study of linguistics never ceases to fascinate me.
Meanwhile the French are jacquing off
Why have I not read this sooner? My life is changed. This is genius. Banks hate it.
Get wankpilled. I'm on my tossing arc, Britmaxxing.
Now this is a sentence a Victorian child would understand.
lol perfect caption delivery
The word "gooning" being replaced to mean jerking it is doing irreparable harm to the bad guy union of goons.
okmategooner
I thought gooning was when one takes wanking to a professional level.
You Philistines need to learn nuance
A cheeky wank is worlds apart from a thorough goon
smh
Hmmmm, tough decision, while I like the word wanker, that wankers telling me to save it and if he's telling me to do something, then it must be wrong.
I can't help feel the use of the word gooner to replace wanker is the result of a very long winded practical joke by Tottenham fans.
Good lord pls can we get a CW or a NSFW blur on this motherfucker's face /j
Fun fact: there's a dent in his forehead you can see reflected in studio lighting sometimes. Allegedly, that dent is from the time Jeremy Clarkson punched him.
Never mind gooning, I worry that the art of mooning is on the way out and will be lost.
wipe your.. face!
If my a real wanker?
I’ve never heard anyone say “gooning”.