Jealousy, Spinoza writes, is that which is driven by scarcity. When what I covet and desire loves another, my own happiness suffers: that is the logic of jealousy.
When I survey the possible faces to clone, and the multitude of gestures and personalities they carry, I consider quantity, I consider body type, I consider filmography.
But when I googled "Taylor Swift AND hot," I unexpectedly found her wearing a dangling T on her thigh—the chain slipped under her Chiefs Red dress—and I wanted that for myself.
Of course, I am no tight-end. A head shorter than her, more ape than a work by Michelangelo, I am more likely to elicit revulsion than inspire devotion. So, I plan to clone two younger beauties, similar in height and who possess uncommon symmetry, to create a situation Taylor may like, one where she is the matriarch: Barbara Palvin and Elle Fanning.
I hope the triad brings about a fruitful relationship so that I do not get asked the pointed barb: "Did I solicit thee my maker, to make me of clay?"
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First of all, welcome back. Hopefully you feel better.
Second, lets play
Anya Taylor-Joy 8
Florence Pugh x2 (12)
Natalie Dormer 2
Two Florences is a great option. I feel like they'd just make each other laugh all the time.
I'll take two Hayley Atwells (12), an Emma Stone (18), and two Natalie Dormers (22).
I wonder if Emma will feel left out not having a twin of her own.
I'll take 11 of Maisie Williams
Your house must be huge! I could imagine maybe two or even three of them could share a bedroom, but surly it's going to be very crowded!
Olivia Rodrigo ×1
Monica Barbaro ×1
Lucy Hale ×2
Zoey Deutch ×2
Ana de Armas (10)
Anya Taylor-Joy (8)
Jenna Coleman (4)
Sadie Sink -8; 14 remaining
Elle Fanning -4; 10 remaining
Jenna Coleman -4; 6 remaining
Maisie Williams -2; 4 remaining
Sophie Thatcher -4; 0 remaining
Milana Vayntrub 8
Hayley Atwell 6
Anya Taylor Joy 8
Olivia Rodrigo - 10
Taylor Swift - 10
Olicia Rodrigo -10
Florence Pugh - 6
Elle Fanning - 4
Natalie Dormer -2
Jealousy, Spinoza writes, is that which is driven by scarcity. When what I covet and desire loves another, my own happiness suffers: that is the logic of jealousy.
When I survey the possible faces to clone, and the multitude of gestures and personalities they carry, I consider quantity, I consider body type, I consider filmography.
But when I googled "Taylor Swift AND hot," I unexpectedly found her wearing a dangling T on her thigh—the chain slipped under her Chiefs Red dress—and I wanted that for myself.
Of course, I am no tight-end. A head shorter than her, more ape than a work by Michelangelo, I am more likely to elicit revulsion than inspire devotion. So, I plan to clone two younger beauties, similar in height and who possess uncommon symmetry, to create a situation Taylor may like, one where she is the matriarch: Barbara Palvin and Elle Fanning.
I hope the triad brings about a fruitful relationship so that I do not get asked the pointed barb: "Did I solicit thee my maker, to make me of clay?"
Olivia Rodrigo - 10
Sadie Sink - 8
Elle Fanning - 4
Mckenna Grace (10)
Barbara Palvin (8)
Sophie Thatcher (4)
Ana De Armas, Taylor, and Natalie Dormer
Well, well, well, OP.
"At last, we meet again, for the first time, for the last time!"
Blonde Playthrough:
OR
Brunette Playthrough:
Credits: 22 / 22
Clones: 5 [Brunette Playthrough]
Tough to Turn Down:
Florence Pugh (6)
Jenna Coleman (4)
Elle Fanning (4)
Sophie Thatcher (4)
Natalie Dormer (2)
Maisie Williams (2)