lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyData's Cat Spot Be safe out there tonightView original on startrek.website320Comments12Reply
DreamySweet lemmy.sdf.org4Hide 4 repliesYour ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?24Reply
RRose Thorne(She/Her) replylemm.eeLook, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!6Reply
NNikls94 lemmy.worldYou‘re safe if you’re outside the US. All ghosts that haunt houses are Victorian. Edit: I just realized that „haunt“ is spoken with an O sound while „house“ is spoken with an A sound… oh ingrish…2Reply
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Your ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?
How about you give them a little privacy
Why, doing things with the resident succubus of course...
Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!
Surfing Lemmy probably
I'd just piss the bed then buy a new one
Ackshaully 4 am is chocolate pudding time
Pee is stored in the Guts
It's djinn time 😎
You‘re safe if you’re outside the US.
All ghosts that haunt houses are Victorian.
Edit: I just realized that „haunt“ is spoken with an O sound while „house“ is spoken with an A sound… oh ingrish…
Not me reading this post at 3am
Another incentive to step away from broadcast programming.