Spyke
lemmy.ca

Lmao this woman is so ridiculous, “everyone was like omg your abs” 😂😂😂 yea I’m sure. Just finding more ways to make excuses for her appearance and looking different for when Traitors airs. Now she’s using optical illusions as an excuse lol. You know damn well she was SOAKING up someone telling her she has abs if they actually did. Like literally where would this couch potato get abs from lol.

Maybe this is her weight loss soft launch 🤔

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lemmy.ca

She loves her fake news! How Trump of her.

Queen Bitch reporting for duty with her ill fitting uniform 🫡

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And what happened to the big tatas she had in the photos the other day in the car

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But even with filtering is this not insane weight loss? I feel like she’s definitely starting to see results from ozempic and is soft launching the new look.

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lemmy.ca

Abs??? Those are her rib cage outline. I get them too when sucking in. She is insufferable fuck. Someone please stop her lol

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Rarepotatoreply
lemmy.ca

The pic above in the sunlight -the skin on her legs def looks like she lost a bunch of weight quickly with ZERO strength training.

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lemmy.ca

Ozempic literally can cause muscle wasting (as seen in her pic above) Sheesh at least Jessica Simpson weight trains. Birdshit is the laziest sack of trash and just lies about it

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lemmy.ca

Spot on. It’s soooo important to strength train, moderate movement and high protein/fiber while on GLP-1. THE HEART IS A MUSCLE!!! I seriously doubt she is doing any of those things.

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She’s about to hit perimenopause. When muscles and bones start to decrease, noticeably. Add in her previous ED and damage that caused to her body. Any rapid weight loss, whether it’s prescription assisted or her old ways, can easily crumble her, if not kill her. Cardiac arrest is a real threat.

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lemmy.ca

I can't wait for Traitors. The IRL Birdie on the TV screen will be crisp and clear for all to see.

Images from the Tim Horton's event today. The lower center image is from Sarah's IG. Can you imagine if she'd never had all that work done to her face?! Without the filters and face work, she wouldn't have a career.

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This collage is really jarring - it looks like the two people could be related but, definitely, not the same person!

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Also what is with this glasses obsession? It’s so strange.

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Truly crazy seeing these types of collages with the photo she presented of herself that day. I know she’d have all the excuses in the world for this but it’s amazing how she continues to get away with this. I really truly hope Traitors is her downfall.

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lemmy.ca

That is so messed up lol. Literally looking like mother and daughter here…she’s about to get called out when she goes on Traitors.

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It's going to be fun to watch, especially when she can't control the viewers' comments.

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What the… I’ll watch the show just to see how much of a liar this woman is with her filters.

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lemmy.ca

The cover photo for her latest reel. Totally nothing to see here. Not filtered at all. Everyone’s arms grow and hands become flippers when they’re in the ocean.

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Rarepotatoreply
lemmy.ca

Her weird filtered eyelids too. Idk how people don’t see it. It was what made me start wondering about her.

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lemmy.ca

She's a filter freak. She even filters her husband, Shane. Look at his brows and the soft focus blur. They both are trash.

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GumboYaYareply
lemmy.ca

Now I can’t stop looking at how wee his right arm is! 🥹🤣

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I'm a manicure gal and his hands still look softer than mine do, lmao

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Must of got this shirt straight out of the dryer. Definitely pulled the orange one off the floor the other day based off of the wrinkles.

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lemmy.ca

I so appreciate these posts. The filters really mess with your mind.

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That straw mop of hair is really out there fighting for its life. Yikes. It looks so much healthier in the filtered pic. I had idea how hard that filter was working. It gives hair treatments!!!

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lemmy.ca

Magic man must be partaking in those Jizz masks or is it just Birds filter?

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lemmy.ca

Filters can’t even save him but at least he has perfect nail beds bc who doesn’t want a man with girl hands 🙄

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lemmy.ca

It’s like she tries to convince herself these girly hands are super hot by repeating this bs over and over.

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This. Just like she always has to mention how “hot” he is, fishing for people to comment and agree

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If my mans hands looked like his it would be a turn off… but unlike shame I have a hard working man who’s hands are dirty and calloused

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Uhohlareply
lemmy.ca

Ok. This hate on “girly man hands” is kinda weird.

Not liking Shame and all his shit, is whatever. It’s based on him.

But just straight up bashing “girly 🤚” and bragging about your man’s “rough calloused hands” is um well strange. Men can use lotion too.

Also: Im not addressing anyone personally, just the ppl mentioning all this stuff (personally).

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My man uses more lotion than I do but thanks.. everyone has their own preferences and mine so happens to be a man with hard working calloused hands 😀 it’s not weird to brag about your man having perfectly soft /nail beds no?

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lemmy.ca

100% he had jizz all over his face, hence his youthful glow /s .... She's filtered 🍋 since birth. The child looks different IRL (smaller eyes, shadows under her eyes)

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She sure does! She filters her older girls to - it’s gotta hurt them!

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lemmy.ca

How does someone act like this and not feel like a complete moron? Laughing like a hyena in the car by yourself over something that is not remotely funny.

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

She’s performing for her audience since she’s such an accomplished actor! She’s an idiot

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lemmy.ca

Did you watch the video of Sarah, Shane and 🍋 hugging for the camera? 🍋 looks back at the camera when the hug is complete and smiles at it. The kid is a trained content monkey.

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Not a single natural movement ever happens in that house. All curated. Pathetic

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There was another one recently of him playing with her and he looked back into the camera. How empty that house must be!

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

If she ever does get to school she’s always going to be looking for the camera since everyone in her life is always filming her. Her world view is messed up and she’s only 4!

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Only knowing how to be the star and center of attention is tough when you are a child. When you’re an adult it’s embarrassing and off putting.

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lemmy.ca

I didn’t hear the kid in the back at 1st 💀something weird happened with the audio. Either way useless content.

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Nailed it - useless. She has nothing to offer, like what the hell is this, with Alicia’s cough/bark of a laugh in the background

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lemmy.ca

Literally the LAST person I’d take makeup advice from and this is coming from someone who is a basic drug store makeup kinda girl lol.

She embarrasses me to no end. Watching her try to fit into this crowd is hysterical.

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Applies lip products like a 5 year old. She was extra rough looking during the Cowgirl Clown getaway.

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lemmy.ca

Lmao this whole ad is HYSTERICAL and embarassing. What is she even doing 😂 I’m so embarrassed for her kids.

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GumboYaYareply
lemmy.ca

This whole personality she’s been trying on gives me the ick! How on earth do the people in her life even know who she truly is when she doesn’t. Spending 40 years just pulling personalities and voices out of your pocket is strange.

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This so much! She has sooooo many personalities, it’s insanity. She’s just a fake all around.

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Does she think she’s being the comic foil to KB’s ad? Whatever she’s doing looks absolutely ridiculous and makes me feel so sorry for her kids.

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lemmy.ca

Looks like she is lifting her leg to let one rip 💨 Can you imagine this dickhead setting the camera up to giggle at herself and take these pics 💀

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these stupid fucking glasses. I don’t get why she’s trying to make glasses her personality lol

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Uhohlareply
lemmy.ca

Does she toke?

Cuz she seems stoned a lot. Like the eyes, the smile. You can tell when it’s a video but it shows in pics as well.

Im not against weed. Just saying.

I can see how she thinks these are all great ideas when she’s zooted.

Or am I giving her too much leeway.

In any case that clip was fuckin ridiculous and gross. Who the fuck is the audience?!

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lemmy.ca

She was 100% zooted in the story she just posted of her cardboard fucking straw. Riveting content y’all 🥱

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lemmy.ca

Her fake filtered face here. Never forget the real Sarah Nicole Landry...

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Pretty sure her, the husband and her 19 year old partake. Not sure about the younger teens.

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I feel something was mentioned once about them taking gummies with the neighbour for game night?

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More A1 content. Does it really count as 1 trip when you have clearly already been in because the door is unlatched and it can be kicked open? She will lie and bs about everything doesn’t matter how stupid it is.

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Ms Rachel was on Kylie Kelce’s NGL pod. And Kylie adores Ms Rachel. And Ms Rachel advocates for food to be delivered to starving kids facing genocide. Maybe now SNL will speak up about genocide? Fingers crossed!

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lemmy.ca

Seriously STFU 😑 you have Facetuned so much that you might as well be in wit pro 🫩🥱🙄

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God she’s so boring. Same old schtick all the time. Filter out her stretch marks but complain about haters hating her stretch marks 🙄

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I wonder how many times a day she says 'literal' and 'literally'. LIKE OMG LiTERaLLy GUYZZZZZ.

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Lmfao. Sayng this while filtering your stretch marks right off!!! Mmmhmmmm Man I wish I wasn't blocked.

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Pretty sure that should say flattering but she’s a wRiTeR sooooo

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lemmy.ca

Her and her dumb friends suggesting that it looks like she has jizz on her face, stupid disgusting immature human beings. She has kids at home who can see this content and she gives zero shits. She really loves to pull out the provocative sexual content when she’s with her “friends” to act like she’s some pornstar at home. She’s a joke. I’m so mad I’m blocked bc I wanna tell her how gross she is and how terrible of an influence she is to her kids. Keep this content in private not for everyone to see.

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GumboYaYareply
lemmy.ca

Constantly sucking her teeth and called out for the constant wink! She seggualizes every thing! Poor gal, it’s all she’s got. Honestly, I really can’t stand being around people who make comments like this any and every chance they get. What’s with that??

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I truly don’t know how anyone even likes her. Like do they just tolerate her because they’re scared of the backlash if they aren’t her friend or do they actually like her? I don’t get it.

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BirdsaLiarreply
lemmy.ca

Proves brands don’t see her stories. Who would work with this trash?

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lemmy.ca

Such a good point! Like why would Disney or club med (bc they gave her a FAMILY vacation), Reitmans, etc. want to work with this sick pervert if they actually saw this crap she posts.

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Maybe screen shots of the stories, with references, should be saved and remind any family friendly brands she works with in the future...........

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Just when you think she couldn't get any trashier.........mother of the year, folks.

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They were using some sort of salmon sperm product at one point I think. She’s really upped her slut personality. Tacky af!

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lemmy.ca

Can’t pour a coffee without filming it. Thanks for the horrendous faces though ✌️

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Haggard for someone who “doesnt drink” like she literally looks identical to a family member who is an alcoholic

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She's been hyper sexualizing herself this whole Bachelorette party. I guess she can't stand not being the center of attention, so she has to try and get it somehow

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lemmy.ca

Exactly, she's an attention-seeking, home-wrecking, slutty Mother of four. Her only real fans are insecure losers.

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lemmy.ca

She acts like she’s some super sexual person yet she probably never actually does this for Shame

And again acting like someone who doesn’t have kids that can see this or their peers.

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lemmy.ca

Why do you think he doesn’t mind the travel? Living off the cash cow. Doesn’t have to put up or out to her. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

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lemmy.ca

How you get em is how you lose them. Just which one will be the first to cheat. My bet is on her.

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Well, she did seem very cozy in Monreal airport with a Traitors friend........

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lemmy.ca

This fast paced rambling personality she has adopted is annoying af. What is the point of it? Is she copy someone or just trying to convince everyone of her “chaotic” life? How long until she addresses this random red mark?

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lemmy.ca

She’s so gaunt in her face, it now looks like she’s wearing dentures.

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lemmy.ca

I’m just waiting for the “OMG EVERYONE was asking about the red mark on my chest” she’ll prob say she burnt herself or shame gave her a hickey (which lmao yea right).

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lemmy.ca

Shame’s failed attempt to breastfeed 😉 after getting all excited yesterday man handling his “meatloaf”

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lemmy.ca

Omg!!! Her face is awful! Those lines from her nose and corner to her mouth make her look like she's smoking crack. Body positive but starving herself to look sick!?!? What is this world we live in? This is what Instagram wants the world to absorb? Watching someone declining? Yikes!

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lemmy.ca

She needs a psychiatric evaluation STAT. And a fucking sandwich

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MoonChildreply
lemmy.ca

Yes! She needs to take a real break from SM. I imagine she’s consumed with what all the other people are posting and what she’s going to do. I’m sure it’s an endless hamster wheel and it’s all just meaningless crap! All of it! She isn’t funny. She doesn’t cook. She can’t pull an outfit together to save her life. She has a FUPA, stretch marks and wears bikinis. That’s it.

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The perversion is completely unhinged saying “adorable” and “jizz” in regards to the same thing. She’s pandering to the same pervs she posts her young child to. She’s deplorable

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I wonder if Birdshit will keep promoting Dynamite now that is has apparently closed down in the local Mall?

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Tacky. She thinks she’s so cool in her ugly workout gear that probably never actually gets worn.

Imagine asking someone to film you while out on a “hike”? People really do cater to her and it’s so sad.

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Once again, she is dated and tacky. These leggings are a knockoff of a designer collab from Bandier from 2018! Sarah's knock-offs look cheap and tasteless, and she's seven years late to the game. She probably thinks her look is hot and new.

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lemmy.ca

Early morning body checks with Birdshit. These abs she’s claiming look more like dirt or bruising.

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She's an exhibitionist; she always has been. She loves being seen naked or undressing, and she loves and partakes in public sex. I wonder if she and Shame go to swingers' events?

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It looks like she accidentally put her underwear over her pants. Those are hideous.

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She obsesses and stuffs herself into the size that makes her feel good that day

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No one thought that was a nip and wtf, why does she keep saying abs??!? Those do NOT look like abs. How insulting for people who bust their ass for abdominal muscles.

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lemmy.ca

Stupid ass pose in the 2nd pic. This whole bachelorette party is just another trip for her to take more selfies in a new setting. Wash rinse repeat, she’s so fucking boring.

How does anyone actually like her? She’s so self centred and only cares about herself and getting the perfect shot of herself in yet another bikini or half dressed.

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These bachelorettes are the only content she has this summer. I’d love to be a fly on the wall - do people enjoy her or tolerate her? Aside from how obnoxious she is she has a manic quality about her, she never seems content just always trying so hard and chasing attention or the next viral post.

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They come and go with the wind. Would it absolutely kill the haggard princess to wear shit that fits or what?

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So strange she looks like her legs skin isn’t filtered for once but her nose is. Her arm and back look filtered. It’s all so strange how she picks and chooses. Her whole life must be consumed by it. So depressing.

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She looks sooooo stupid. These do not suit her whatsoever. I bet someone on the Traitors wore glasses and now she’s trying to make it her thing too.

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lemmy.ca

She’s lost a ton of weight. I wonder if she’s on ozempic.

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lemmy.ca

She is 1000% on a GLP1. Which I have no issue with for anyone else but her. I have never hated a person more than I do her - she is a lying, greedy, entitled, spoiled little ho. I can’t believe some of the things I’ve heard about her from a local business owner and a fellow U of G mom….

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lemmy.ca

I have a mutual friend of a local small business in Guelph who says she’s often come in with full expectations of getting freebies in exchange for “an instagram story”

Fellow U of G mom recently told me that apparently Birdshit was unrelenting & broke up the long term relationship her scumbag husband was in.

My personal friend regrettably reached out to Birshits PR team to promote her new business and that twat demanded $25,000 USD for ONE story and also demanded free clothing for 🍋

I also have a mutual friend of the construction company who did her home renovations and they’re allegedly pissed at her for not “holding up her end of the deal” she was quite lazy and lax in promoting the company.

I know this is all hearsay but I believe there are enough truths to these as demonstrated by the piece of shit that she is.

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lemmy.ca

Great tea! Her husband is a cheating scumbag. Birdshit and her mother also harassed his ex. Sarah has no morals; can you imagine charging $25,000 per story, knowing your followers are mostly 🤖? Sarah and Shane are liars. They've scammed people, brands and small businesses for years.

I wish the construction company would speak up. Her renovation is still fresh. I'm sure the Kitchen appliance company can't be pleased either. These companies should do some research before jumping into bed with thebirdspapaya.

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I have reached out to a number of companies who have given her freebies - this is what I can’t fathom. Why are these companies gifting expensive shit to assholes who CAN AFFORD THE PRODUCT?! Why not donate to regular people or less fortunate 😤

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lemmy.ca

Can also confirm the Shame/fiancé break up story. She literally made a plan to break them up in the "Watch what I can do, I bet I can do it".

I also have friends who have small businesses in Guelph who were asked to give her free items/products with promises of promotions, that did not happen. Also, friends who were approached for services and when they were denied, there told they would now receive "bad reviews".

There are MANY stories in Guelph from people who have known her since childhood of this patterned/spoiled brat behavior, as well as small business experiencing the same from her AND her mother. Would explain why she no longer does events in this Guelph. Because she is not welcome and nobody likes her.

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I believe all those stories are true. Why is she demanding to be paid in USD? I really hope this grifter is knocked off her pedestal soon.

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There’s people on here and Reddit who have known her and went to school with her since elementary, church, or family. They’ve all dropped major hints over time

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I wish I could be on extended vacation, rely on restaurants regularly and lose weight on the daily. Truly a miracle.

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She looks really tiny in the video AM has of her picking her up at the airport. So much so that I did a double take.

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Edit: She hid in the closet from her family, pretending to put away laundry because she’s addicted to her phone and loves it more than them.

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lemmy.ca

I’m sorry but she’s a pathetic individual and a pathetic excuse for an adult. She acts like a teen who doesn’t want to do their chores. She’s 40 years old with 4 kids fps, grow up!!!!!!

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Rarepotatoreply
lemmy.ca

Looks like 🐦 doesn’t even feed 🍋 breakfast before dropping her at nana’s house. And for what?!

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lemmy.ca

She spends too much time worrying about herself, painting on her makeup and picking out an outfit and ogling herself in her phone camera. No time for the kids!

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I can't imagine how many hours she spends staring at her filtered face and making up stories and dialogue. The BirdsPapaya is off her rocker.

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Glowpopreply
lemmy.ca

"While doing laundry putting away" clearly she never does this, she doesn't even know how to properly word it

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Another stupid event where they buy tons of shit to wear/use for one weekend and never again

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