Sent this to my body builder friend lmao. Gave me a good laugh

If you don't work out and eat protein supplements, you'll get fat tho. The body will burn part of it similar to sugar but a bit less efficient and use the rest for building fat cells.

I don’t leave the house without my five-pound canister of chocolate banana cinnamon roll whey protein powder that I snort when there’s a lull in conversations.

Yeah, that's a lifestyle